im literally so terrified of someone being a part of my life for a long time bc i know it’s gonna hurt like a bitch when they leave
*when I leave
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Not today Justin
Xuebing Du
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Janaina Medeiros
will byers stan first human second

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Monterey Bay Aquarium
hello vonnie
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
macklin celebrini has autism

pixel skylines
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
cherry valley forever
One Nice Bug Per Day

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
tumblr dot com
Cosmic Funnies
Sade Olutola

JBB: An Artblog!
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im literally so terrified of someone being a part of my life for a long time bc i know it’s gonna hurt like a bitch when they leave
*when I leave
Job interview
Interviewer: where do you see yourself in ten years?
Me: putting you in gulag
Interviewer: what?
Me:
Me: požit pljot kapitalistov, cyka blyat
sperm don’t become babies
Aaaaarg! The stupidity.... It... It hurts so baaaaad!!!!
And it is memes
catchphrase
That moment...
when you discover a short story you wrote three years ago, and it’s lenghts better than anything you’ve written since
Coming home like:
Me: *slams door* time to relax
Brain: no
Me: what?
Brain: time to overthink
Me: plz no
Brain: nobody loves you, death is inevitably coming closer
Me:*cringes at my own thought*
I get the feeling we meet some people, just so we can forget them.
-me, 2015
alright so who wants to fall in love with me
this is unbelievable I have to do everything myself
BERNIE!
Apply cold water to berned area.
Elect general skelenhower. He won the war in 2015.
I take some comfort in the idea that David Bowie, the master of reinvention, has probably just evolved into something so spectacular that we as mere mortals cannot comprehend it on this plane of existence.
*cries*
Lucifer rattles the Cage in ONE WEEK when new episodes of Supernatural return Wednesday at 9/8c!
Are you ready for Luci?
NASA plz
So we found out what the 'wow! Signal' is. Guess what. It's not aliens. Wtf nasa. I want aliens. Not fucking comets. It's 2016 ffs.
YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.
Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?
i didn’t reblog this before, but this got better.
Proof Donald Trump believes he lives in 1944.