act my age

[loltiernanmacquaid]

@brizzyLM: YASSSSSSS TIERNAN FINALLY POSTING MUSIC. GO LISTEN TO MY BEST FRIEND RN

@tiernanmacquaid: @brizzym jude threatened to step on my neck if i didnt post w/ the rest of them.

[loltiernanmacquaid]

This is what happens when your best friends bully you to release the stuff you’ve been working on. Here it is, ya annoying fucks.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Eating spicy food is just BDSM for your tastebuds

[loltiernanmacquaid]

@brizzymotta: @tiernanmacquaid GOING TO MEXICO IS NOT BEING SAFE

@brizzymotta: @tiernanmacquaid DO I HAVE TO COME DOWN THERE AND GET YOU. ARE YOU OKAY.

@brizzymotta: @tiernanmacquaid ...i don't know how you're gonna get Julio home

@tiernanmacquaid: @brizzymotta I'm safe!... In mexico!

@tiernanmacquaid: @brizzymotta nah, don't worry bout it lass

@tiernanmacquaid: @brizzymotta I'm fine!

@tiernanmacquaid: @brizzymotta i'll get back soon, and I'll smuggle Julio.

@tiernanmacquaid: @brizzymotta I've smuggled much bigger things across borders before. :')

[loltiernanmacquaid]

@madispills: @tiernanmacquaid I'm not sure if that's impressive or concerning

@tiernanmacquaid: @madispills probably both.

[loltiernanmacquaid]

@brizzymotta: @tiernanmacquaid BE SAFE T

@tiernanmacquaid: @brizzymotta last thing I remember was tweeting this friday. i woke up a few hours ago in mexico.

@tiernanmacquaid: @brizzymotta i found an iguana. i named him julio.

[loltiernanmacquaid]

@tiernanmacquaid: being full blown Irish on this day is hell in a lot of ways but on the plus side I've been getting free drinks all evening

[loltiernanmacquaid]

@partofreginasworld: i'm forever the kind of person to complain about being cold but still be running around the house in a damn sports bra. -shrugging emoji, cold emoji-

@tiernantheleprechaun: @partofreginasworld wear an unzipped onesie at all times. best of both worlds.

[loltiernanmacquaid]

prettylittlesugarm:

Do you ever get boyfriend withdrawals, that you actually go over his house just to hang out with his mom? Totally happened today. At least Stormie is awesome.

I’m gonna give a firm no, but then again I’m a normal person.

[loltiernanmacquaid]

angel eyes || tylvia

[loltiernanmacquaid]

sylviaphoenix:

Toronto had a great many bars to prowl, and all Sylvia had to do to get drinks was bat her eyes at a guy. Men are so easy, it’s pathetic. However, Sylvia didn’t mind the free drinks one bit, and she also didn’t mind stringing men along. It was a fun way to spend any night of the week, not like she had much else to do anyway.

Having just taken the last sip of her drink, Sylvia moved away from the bar, in search of her next mark, when someone stumbled into her. “Damn it,” she spoke, as she nearly tumbled to the ground, barely stopping herself from falling. “Did you even look to see where you were going?” Sylvia barely looked at the man in front of her, even though she quickly observed his attractiveness. “I’m fine, thank you.”

“I wasn’t looking, no.” Tiernan admitted, the Irishman letting his eyes look her over. She was gorgeous, but she also had an air of darkness and danger about her that definitely drew him in. If anything, Tiernan was a self-destructive person. Absolutely drawn to people who didn’t like him or want to give him the time of day. 

“Had I looked, I’d have just fallen out on the floor, stunned by your beauty.” He quipped with a grin. “I’m glad you’re fine, though. Could I make it up to you with a drink?” 

[loltiernanmacquaid]

✉ TEXT : BRIZZY ⇄ TIERNAN

Brizzy:

Tiernan: You're very welcome.

[loltiernanmacquaid]

✉ TEXT : BRIZZY ⇄ TIERNAN

Brizzy: your guess is as good as mine. Plz don't fuck up the punch though. I don't need Simpson throwing us out.

Tiernan: Sigh. I'll be good and bring my own flask.

[loltiernanmacquaid]

✉ TEXT : BRIZZY ⇄ TIERNAN

Brizzy: As friends, I ask if you would accompany moi to prom.

Brizzy: and if you say no you're gonna have a sad friend on your hands

Tiernan: In what world would I say no to one Brizzy Motta? I'm not a fool.

[loltiernanmacquaid]

✉ text : brizzy ⇄ tiernan

Brizzy: Save me. I'm pretty sure my english teacher is high today, he's talking about seagulls and how they're inspirational.

Tiernan: I mean, the dude is right. #seagullpride

[loltiernanmacquaid]

farah-goldsworthy:

Yeah the things you learn when you are bored.

I learned that if you’re drunk enough, you can fall off a building and not die.

[loltiernanmacquaid]

farah-goldsworthy:

I have fit five in my mouth one time. I have a big mouth.

Holy fuckballs.

[loltiernanmacquaid]

farah-goldsworthy:

Sitting in the dot seeing how many cupcakes I can fit in my mouth. 

Try playing chubby bunny with cupcakes instead of marshmallow. I need to know how many you can fit for science.