~harry styles~

hannah.19.chicago

[lolurabitch]

at this point in my life i should be married and have 3 kids. lets hope im not still running this blog and this is what im doing 

[indiaknox-deactivated20251025]

[moonemojii]

[wingbeifong-deactivated20160204]

[lolurabitch]

she's so confident in her flame too

[corgis-everywhere]

[glmrk-lls]

when I see lbs I don’t say pounds in my head I say libs

[lolurabitch]

coasting:

If you’re hot and you think I’m hot you need to speak the fuck up

[pokec0re]

When bae lies to u but u have screenshots

[willyoulovemeh]

I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.

[pleatedjeans]

[lolurabitch]

Rate My Professor. 

[tuesdaynightatten-deactivated20]

Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower: -shave -shampoo hair -condition hair -wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off) -wash the body -try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out -did i mention shave that takes a long time -like summon satan and stuff

Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower: -i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes

Don’t complain when my shower’s not 5 minutes long

[dollpoetry]

I crave touch, yet I flinch every time someone is close enough.

I have become rather fearful I suppose.  (via dollpoetry)

[dropsofparadise]

[hbcejkrbferjqg]

"look mom, no hands!"

"DEAR GOD BILLY WE HAVE TO GET YOU TO THE HOSPITAL"

[spongyspice]

we all have a person who’s name we hear and we just

[lolurabitch]

There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how much I want to murder you.

[lolurabitch]

grandma: you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!

me: grandma you're like 80