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[extinctosaur]

[nauticalgoddess]

[lolzatyoswag]

WAIT A SECOND

Cinderella was a spoken fairytale originating in France. The first time it was written down someone could have gotten the words confused due to pronunciation. It could have easily been Vair which means Fur and someone write it down as Verre.

Cindy could've had those apple bottom jeans boots with the fur The whole ball was looking at her She hit the floor next thing you know Cindy got low low low low low

[fer1972]

[kangn-deactivated20130708]

Know where you stand.

[multicolors]

Wow

[brooksbrothersrepublican-deacti]

Why I love history.

[midnightsa]

amazing

[mcfiddlestan]

YES.

[cosmicwizdom]

[lolzatyoswag]

Take. That. Back

[lolzatyoswag]

Am I the only one that finds it nearly impossible to describe the voice in your head while you read things?? Like it doesn't have a tone but at the same time it's no you. Wat

[limondoritos-deactivated2021030]

[mikerickson]

I watched this last night for the first time and it had me in fucking stitches.

[lolzatyoswag]

OH. OH MY GOD OH NO JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD. I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING NONSTOP FOR 10 MINUTES

[maptitude1]

[traveling-duelist]

WE ARE SUCH A BROKEN COUNTRY

[dangdna-blog]

This is such an interesting breakdown/graph.

[throw-tribbles-at-them]

I like Minnesota

[bogbrained]

I love the murder question because Minnesota just goes totally red like “OF COURSE I FUCKING WOULDN’T WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE”

[bbgunkelly]

As a resident of Minnesota I can tell you that is exactly what we say

[shewillbelubed-deactivated20201]

stop calling me cute im not cute im punk i have 0 feelings and eat sheets of metal for breakfast

[lolzatyoswag]

Pretty fucking much 😂😂😂

[forever90s]

[lolzatyoswag]

Accurate post of me this summer

[patrickmasturbateman]

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

the nominees are

leonardo dicaprio

leonardo dicaprio

leonardo dicaprio

leonardo dicaprio

leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

adele

[darlingsashi]

He’s the only one who gets to call me that.

[rnardy]

to all you 14 year old american girls who say ‘if i had a british accent i would never stop talking’ i hope you wake up with a very strong yorkshire accent and see how you like that

[oncemoreforluck-blog]

fuck you my yorkshire accent shines like the light of a thousand suns i hope you get sat on by a cow

[vivosaur]

Shine bright like a Yorkshire accent.

[cunt-bubbles-deactivated2014060]

I’m not even sure which one I’m reblogging this for.

[mr-and-mrs-miller]

I hope you get sat on by a cow

[lolzatyoswag]

Shine bright like a Yorkshire accent

[unretrieved]

It takes about 3.4 seconds for me to go from “this is the best day ever” to “I want to stab every human being on planet earth”

[picsblog123]

im always either sleep deprived, sex deprived, food deprived or all of the above