The Lone Cauliflower

I was bored one day.

[onedirectionforever]

oh would you look at the time

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[lonecaulflower]

There are times when I just want to do something so unreasonably bad that it suffocates me. This is one of those times.

[dahliasheng]

[lonecaulflower]

If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

[theunsaidandtheread]

I would love to see River Song show up in Cardiff and handle a situation with TW3, because she would say everything that everybody thinks about the strengths and weaknesses of the team there.

Yes, she and Jack would have great innuendo-infused banter and he would be absolutely in awe of the...

[lonecaulflower]

kill your curiosity

1. Last kiss

2. Last phone call

3. Last text message

4. Last song you listened to

5. Last time you cried

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. Dated someone twice

7. Been cheated on

8. Self harmed

9. Lost someone special

10. Been depressed

11. Been drunk and threw up

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:

12. had sex

13. How many people have you had sex with this year?

15. Made a new friend

17. Laughed until you cried

18. Met someone who changed you

19. Found out who your true friends were

20. Found out someone was talking about you

26. What did you do for your last Birthday

27. What time did you wake up today

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for

30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life

32. What are you listening to right now

33. When is the last time you had sex?

34. Who's getting on your nerves right now

35. Most visited webpage

36. Favorite colour

37. Nicknames

38. Relationship Status

39. Zodiac sign

40. Male or female

41. Primary school

42. Secondary School

43. High school/college

44. Eye color

46. Height

47. Do you have a crush on someone

48. What do you like about yourself

49. Piercings

50. Tattoos

51. Righty or lefty

FIRSTS:

53. First piercing

54. First best friend

55. First hookup

56. First Bestfriend

RIGHT NOW:

59. Eating

60. Drinking

61. I'm about to

62. Listening to

63. Waiting for

YOUR FUTURE:

64. Want kids?

65. Get married?

66. Career

WHICH IS BETTER:

67. Lips or eyes

68. Hugs or kisses

69. Shorter or taller

70. Older or Younger

71. Romantic or spontaneous

72. Nice stomach or nice arms

73. Sensitive or loud

74. Hook-up or relationship

HAVE YOU EVER:

76. Kissed a stranger

77. Drank hard liquor

78. Lost glasses/contacts

79. Had sex

80. Broken someone's heart

82. Been arrested

83. Turned someone down

84. Cried when someone died

85. Fallen for a friend

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself

87. Miracles

88. Love at first sight

89. Heaven

90. Santa Clause

91. Kiss on the first date

92. Angels

93. How would you label yourself?

94. Someone You Pray Everyday For

95. Did you sing today

96. Who From All Your Ex's have You Cared The Most About

97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?

98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For

99. Are you afraid of falling in love?

100. Do you like the way you look?

Actually ask me something. Anon or not.

[lonecaulflower]

Hello my void people.

i'm half dead because I haven't been sleeping these past few life-times so i'm sorry if today's blog post is more ranty than usual. My usual filter kind of shuts down when I'm exhausted. Either way, hello.

I've finished packing, if anyone's curious, and my entire room is empty now. I don't think it's hit me yet. I haven't cried yet. Not even when I was choosing which of my precious valuables to keep. I'm just glad I've got all that crap over and done with.

When you're packing, you encounter nostalgia head on. I realized that I kept so many things that my ex left behind that I'm starting to wonder about my mental state. I mean, I kept a year old envelope that once held a now lost letter. How fucking ridiculous is that?

I keep telling myself that I'm over him, but I'm not very sure. Sure, it doesn't hurt anymore. It's been six months and I don't feel sad every day anymore. Maybe I need to get laid.

On that subject, I've turned into a shallow bitch. I'm on at least three different dating sites and I don't even talk to guys I have no physical attraction to. And those who are my type don't even come close to my ex. All I can do is compare them to him. Any of my Void people have advice for that? It's freaking annoying.

I might take a nap now. I just wanted to give a quick update on my current situation. When I go to my new home, I'll post a before and after blog of my first plane trip. It's going to be so much fun (insert terrified sarcasm here).

Well, I love y'all. I hope everyone is having a great summer and a great life.

-Cauliflower

[gemofthegalaxy]

On a scale from Dean Winchester to Captain Jack Harkness, how open are you to your sexuality?

[oimatchstickman]

"Together or not at all."

[doctorwho]

Happy Pondiversary!

[lonecaulflower]

When I have a son I will name him Gallifrey and there is no law to stop me.

[lonecaulflower]

Hello my void people! I'm sorry to have not kept my promise with you about updating frequently, it's been a busy month for Cauliflower. I'm in the process of moving my crazy ass to Florida. I've realized it's hard to decide which of your beloved possessions will be taken and which will be thrown out. I've parted with so many precious memories that I'm surprised I haven't cried. I'll possibly start sobbing very soon. My family is planning things without me yet I feel okay with it. I've been making my own plans but it's not the same. I'll be somewhat alone now. I wonder what my readers are doing now. What my old friends are doing. What my ex is doing. I'm sure everyone is doing just as well as I am. That's all I really have for now my beloved Void people. Until next time! -Cauliflower

[lonecaulflower]

Hello my void people! I'm sorry to have not kept my promise with you about updating frequently, it's been a busy month for Cauliflower. I'm in the process of moving my crazy ass to Florida. I've realized it's hard to decide which of your beloved possessions will be taken and which will be thrown out. I've parted with so many precious memories that I'm surprised I haven't cried. I'll possibly start sobbing very soon. My family is planning things without me yet I feel okay with it. I've been making my own plans but it's not the same. I'll be somewhat alone now. I wonder what my readers are doing now. What my old friends are doing. What my ex is doing. I'm sure everyone is doing just as well as I am. That's all I really have for now my beloved Void people. Until next time! -Cauliflower

[lonecaulflower]

My ex's ring doesn't feel right on my finger anymore. I think that's some progress right there, y'all. So, congrats to me?

-Cauliflower

[lonecaulflower]

Hello my people of the void I yell into. It's the morning after graduation and I'm feeling lighter than I normally feel. He's crossed my mind several times and was in my dreams, which is why I'm not in bed at 6 am. Lucy, last night, called Cauliflower again, not too loudly though, and I felt loved. I don't think most people understand the true power of a name, even a made up name. With that, I shall share the name I'll be owning within the next year. I am Andy. I am a gender neutral transgender and last night was amazing. I love you so much, Lucy. I love a lot of the people I saw last night. Even though I didn't make many close friends, I am full of nostalgia when I look at certain people. The best friend.that is moving far away like me is the smartest person I know. The crazy stupid guys I met will probably be the same. I love them all the same. I try my hardest not to get sappy, but I'm sleep deprived and possibly sick so get over it. To my fellow graduates, congrats and I hope you're happy. To my younger voids, you'll be okay, darlings. -Cauliflower

[lonecaulflower]

I cried at the end of my last day. There were people I didn't say a damn thing to and I kind of feel bad about it. To my readers who are also graduating, congrats and I'll see you in the future. -Cauliflower

[fishingboatproceeds]

Hanging out with tumblr founder and out-of-focus individual David Karp.

[david]

!!!

[fishingboatproceeds]

Reblogging tumblr founder David Karp because he is so excited about being out of focus.

[staff]

Reblogging John Green because he looks so proud to be in focus.