despite everything, it's still you

lizzy. 23. slytherin, gemini, art student. chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling. am i gwen stacy yet?

[punnypixels]

I ham sick of junk mail.

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[namiisreallygay]

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

proud boy

[ghostofgogu-deactivated20161116]

a fellow gamer…

[just-shower-thoughts]

Google drive is an ender chest

[antigone-lesbian]

*stabs you through the toga 23 times* vibe check

[antigone-lesbian]

BRO

[srsfunny]

[chillwerewolf]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[catsbeaversandducks]

[csinczi]

:(

[hikari-kaitou]

That sign can’t stop him because he can’t read

[skywalker-of-tatooine]

Last night I had a dream that I was invited to some kind of sith or empire dinner party and after I got there I ended up wandering into the kitchen and Palpatine was straight up cooking a chicken with force lightning

[geistygeist]

The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be…unnatural.

[lonelycaboose]

really wanted to document this peak bisexual energy for tumblr

[bodyglitter]

IM CRYIFNDKDJSKJD

[ttamer2468]

This caption made me lose it the most

[vinceaddams]

I was looking through my queue and I saw this and now I’m wheezing with laughter.

[sorion]

[lvndscape]

LVNDSCAPE 

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

FUCK silverfish

[daystxlker]

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

[daystxlker]

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

[booty-clappin-deactivated201807]

where do you think the name came from

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

[timurmurtazin]

>implying endermen aren’t real

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

[amosseleznev92]

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[pochowek]

[youtube-reject]

This post belongs in a fucking museum

[heggzz]

frodo was such a hobbit. “you will lead us to the black gates.” he was literally going to go to mordor’s front door and knock.

[stinkylittlegnome]

[keybladesoras]

Choose Your Starter Pokemon!

[beardedchrisevans]

[curliestofcrowns]

i literally can’t handle how perfect the dad’s behavior is–this is EXACTLY what you want to do and how you want to talk to your kids to help them develop and be ready to learn to read and write and exist in society. this is like a textbook example!!! i hope the dad knows how great he is!!!!!