hopeful romantic

alec. lesbian. he/she/they. 30. brazilian. enthusiasm enthusiast.

[peach-pot]

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[squeakadeeks]

for a number of reasons i purposefully leave my pronouns ambiguous in professional spaces but i still dress like a GNC trader joes cashier so i had someone email me to ask my pronouns and this is the auto-fill reply options suggested to me

my pronouns are Oops!/It is!/Great question!

[adaine]

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

[adaine]

far far away idol would never happen now

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[mossiistars]

hi have two versions of this cause I like both. thumbs up emoji

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[kosmogrl]

did anyone else know that if you keep waiting for the right time you’ll end up waiting forever??

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

very disappointing when someone says "the bird app" and for one lovely moment I think they are talking about Merlin Bird ID by Cornell Lab, the free app that allows you to identify birds by appearance or sound, make a list of birds you have seen, and explore all the birds native to your region.... and then I realize they are talking about twitter.

[lakevida]

i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting

[imjunebitch]

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

[ooppo]

The beginning of the end for every digital artist

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”