Middle Earth pick-up lines
Elf: Is that an arrow in your robe or are you just happy to see me?
Man: If I flip a Tharni, what are my chances of getting head?
Hobbit: You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
Hobbit: Is that a barrel in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.
Elf: If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
Hobbit: Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
Dawrf: I'd like to visit your mountainhome.
Hobbit: Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
Dwarf: I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Someone to Frodo: No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
Man: Life without you would be like a broken sword.. pointless.
Bilbo: I’ll take you there and back again.
Man: I’m like Beorn — half man, half bear. Guess which part is bear?
Hobbit: Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
Radagast: Are you a Rhosgobel rabbit, because you stole me heart fast!
Dwarf: Your body is of the finest dwarfsmanship!
Gollum: Were you forged by Sauron? Because you look precious!
Elf: Elen sila lumenn’ omentielvo. (“A star shines on the hour of our meeting”)
Bilbo: Are you an orc? Because you’re making my Sting glow.
Anyone: Did it hurt? When you fell from the Timeless Halls?