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maddie || 21 || hobbit || forever a tolkien enthusiast. halfling at heart. forest wanderer. 🌲🕸🌲

[zzdigital]

The tone of Lord of the Rings changes significantly when you learn that Sauron isn’t his name but an elvish pun on it that basically means “that mother fucker”

[sleepy-salami]

especially when you learn that he kept calling himself smth like “Mairon the Admirable” or “Tar-Mairon” (King Excellent), despite all the Middle-Earth calling him “Stinky” (elv. saura - “foul, evil-smelling, putrid” ).

[valtsv]

truly one of the funniest things about lotr to me is how much hostility the hobbits, a race of cheerful, fun-loving farm people, bear towards gandalf for absolutely NO reason except that he kills their chill vibe

[valtsv]

the hobbits of the shire whenever they hear gandalf is in town:

[susebron]

[eltonjohndenver]

how the fUck is frodo so pretty

[yennefer]

On a scale of one to Gandalf, how done with the government are you?

[lonelysmaug]

Middle Earth pick-up lines

Elf: Is that an arrow in your robe or are you just happy to see me?

Man: If I flip a Tharni, what are my chances of getting head?

Hobbit: You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

Hobbit: Is that a barrel in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.

Elf: If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Hobbit: Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

Dawrf: I'd like to visit your mountainhome.

Hobbit: Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!

Dwarf: I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

Someone to Frodo: No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

Man: Life without you would be like a broken sword.. pointless.

Bilbo: I’ll take you there and back again.

Man: I’m like Beorn — half man, half bear. Guess which part is bear?

Hobbit: Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.

Radagast: Are you a Rhosgobel rabbit, because you stole me heart fast!

Dwarf: Your body is of the finest dwarfsmanship!

Gollum: Were you forged by Sauron? Because you look precious!

Elf: Elen sila lumenn’ omentielvo. (“A star shines on the hour of our meeting”)

Bilbo: Are you an orc? Because you’re making my Sting glow.

Anyone: Did it hurt? When you fell from the Timeless Halls?

[lonelysmaug]

[lonelysmaug]

[mishacolins]

I tried to save the Shire, and it has been saved, but not for me. It must often be so, Sam, when things are in danger: someone has to give them up, lose them, so that others may keep them. 

[olympain]

Oh, Sam.

[klaushargreeveses]

Tolkien + minimalist

[thejohnsu]

be a frog

[ohminastirith]

But Sauron was not of mortal flesh, and though he was robbed now of that shape in which he had wrought so great an evil, so that he could never again appear fair to the eyes of Men, yet his spirit arose out of the deep and passed as a shadow and a black wind over the sea, and came back to Middle-Earth and to Mordor that was his home. There he took up again his great Ring in Barad-dûr, and dwelt there, dark and silent, until he wrought himself a new guise, an image of malice and hatred made visible; and the Eye of Sauron the Terrible few could endure.

[labelle-fleursauvage-deactivate]

If I was a Middle-earth dweller I would probably be a hobbit that dreams of being an ethereal elf.

[wei--wuxian]

does anyone else understand the very specific emotion that is just….. Lord of the Rings ?? like.. do you ever just think about it or imagine reading the books or something, and you just feel it… idk what else to call it other than the LotR emotion…

[lonelysmaug]

today's adventure was getting narsil tattooed as a reminder that even broken things can be remade.

[frodo-baggins]

“My mind does not change with the rising and setting of a few suns”