Longhorn Humor

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Happy 84th birthday, Willie!

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Top 10 Pieces of Life Advice From Matthew McConaughey

I think that everyone from Austin can agree that we take pride in one of our many gems who has taken the celebrity world by storm and brought the city of Austin into a glimmering and glamorous light—this one person is the beautiful and mysterious Matthew McConaughey. Though some people might know our good-ol’ Matt…

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Texas Fans Sing ‘The Eyes of Texas’ At Wrigley Field

'Cause we're Texas and we can do these sort of things, Longhorn fans have taken over Wrigley Field to sing "The Eyes of Texas". Hook 'em! "The Eyes" at Wrigley ... Disch-Falk North!!!! #LF pic.twitter.com/F6kfIzDPy3— Occupy LF (@OccupyLF) September 4, 2015

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You’re going to love this. ACL accidentally leaked their schedule ahead of time.

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Our 2015 footballs have arrived! \m/

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18 Photos Over Austin That Will Leave You In Awe

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18 Photos Over Austin That Will Leave You In Awe

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Justin Tucker Just Posted This Pic That Will Piss Off Any Aggie

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18 Reasons Why Texas Ex Jordan Spieth Is Bae 

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Timelapse Video Of Austin At Night Will Make You Want To Stay Here Forever

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19 Celebrities Who Bleed Burnt Orange...

Yes, this includes Beyoncé, George Strait, and Conan O'Brien!

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I love Texas so much

Proudly designed in Austin, Texas, this women's t-shirt is a parody of (and inspired by) a famous piece of art on SoCo. Buy this women's Burnt Orange 100% District Cotton Tee and show your love for Texas. Yee haw!

Buy yours today!

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Mag Mud at 3AM: one of the 23 things every Longhorn should do in Austin.

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Austin is a beautiful place that we Longhorns like to call home. No other school in the Big 12 lives in as cool as a city as we do. No one is dying to move to Lubbock, Aimes…and they sure as hell don’t want to move to Norman. This is where this handy list of things every Longhorn should do by the time you walk across that stage at graduation. Hook ‘em!

CLICK TO READ THE LIST!