Freak Of Nature

Jess/ here for the laughs BG3/Skyrim/LARP/DnD/SleepToken/BTS

[heybaetae]

jungkook's extra limb cr. 0613data, namuspromised

[lookatthesunpippin]

And this is my second account 😭

It's my 13 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[plumbo-gummite]

top 10 sex positions that will leave naught but ash in your wake

[folkloregirlfriend]

loneliness is still time spent with the world.

[omniscientoranges]

for 72 hours misha collins was the world's first closeted straight man

[ashstfu]

“are you okay?” no bitch i’ll never experience a passionate romance like the ones you read in books

[toastbutteregg]

[stars-bean]

Addams Family Values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[amazinglyanimated]

The source of this magic is the everchanging lights that dance across the sky.

[trappedinvacancy]

[brendenfraser]

“One of the most interesting things about Elizabeth Turner was her Kiss of Death. Throughout the trilogy, all of the men she locked lips with has died - including Sao Feng in At World’s End, and (if you want to be petty about it) her father, Weatherby Swann. Usually they would die moments after kissing her for the first time. This excludes Will Turner who has kissed her several times before and beat the odds every time. However, even he succumbed to her kiss and died as well minutes after the two were hastily married by Barbossa. This is most likely a just coincidence and not something that was intentional, but years later it’s still fun to point out to friends and watch a dawn of realization hit their face when they realize that Pirate Queen Elizabeth may have also been the Grim Reaper.”

[enbizaka-murders]

Alot of people seem to miss these two additional details:

The kiss of death only works when she’s on a boat (she never kissed Will on a boat until their wedding)

When the effect does kick in, the killing is preformed by the crew of the Dutchman.

When Jack died, he was killed by the Kraken, summoned by Davy Jones.

When Sao Feng died, was by the damage from the canons of the Dutchman

When Norrington died, it was by Bootstrap Bill, a member of it’s crew.

And when Will died, it was directly by the hands of Davy Jones.

One more thing that has struck me as odd is when she interracts with Davy Jones, he acts as if he’s seen her somewhere before. When the Empress crew point her out as the captain he has a sort of “wtf, you, you are their captain?” reaction, now you could just shake that of as Davy Jones being a misogynistic but i don’t doubt he’s seen female pirate captains before, given how long he’s lived. And when they come face to face on the Dutchman, it feels like a meeting between sworn long time enemies (at least to me).

Elizabeth, what the hell are you even and what exactly is your connection to the Dutchman.

[bisexualwario]

[thedunwichwhorer]

Go a little fart

[gizmoera-deactivated20240601]

be ded

Go a little fart

Dig a little dee

Reach a little

Catch the Cat

and pass it on

[moved--306389]

[bakwaaas]

i love.... calm men. like some men just have this really soothing, gentle, calm aura. as a girl who is highly strung and often suffers from anxiety and paranoia, I love a man who’s good at comforting you, who’s relaxed vibe rubs off on you, talking to him eases your anxiety and you just feel calm and safe

[whitepeopletwitter]

[cherryking]

i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside

[jonbutter]

me when a character in a disney/pixar movie turns out to be evil all along even tho they’ve been doing that same twist for the past 10 yrs

[van-dyne]

there are two types of dads 

[ionlypartiallyslay]

Two very different types of dads

[athenadcvell]

RDJ: This is my sweet, sweet child. My angel, who must be protected at all costs.

Chris: HONEY LOOK I CAUGHT A FISH

[marvelisgoodforyourhealth]

it is unhealthy that i have been laughing at this for over three minutes