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"Yes, I am quite intrigued by the… Envelopes! Yes, the envelopes." This was going down a cliff he could see, and this woman didn’t seem suspicious. But the Titanic was already sinking and the lifeboats were gone. He had to tough it out.

"…Do you like shock collars?" Most people ended up saying no, but this guy was acting so weird, that she had to assume he was nervous about something. Maybe her looks? Some guys were freaked out by a pretty champion.

"Uh... Not really." Looker put a hand to his chin. The question sounded strange. Criminally strange. Was that even a type of strangeness? It didn't matter to Looker, he just had to do his job, and that meant to suspect everything, did it not?

#theblackwidowchampion

Oh, are you alright? *goes to help him up*

#sorry if i trimmed it too much #sophielabassistant

"Yes, thank you."

elitefourpachira

I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT SHORT AND STOUT. HERE IS MY HANDLE. HERE IS MY SPOUT. WHEN I GET ALL STEAMED UP, HERE ME SHOUT. TIP ME OVER AND POUR ME OUT.

*lurking in the bushes*

Can I help you?

*GIRLISH SCREEAM*

What are you doing hiding behind there?

I don’t know…

Did you lose something?

#wow good job looker #maybe you could LOOK where you're fucking walking #sophielabassistant

I.. Um. //flustered before he tries to escape, only to fall on his face.

scientificturnabout-deactivated

#hatin' on ingone #outofthetrenchcoat

*lurking in the bushes*

Can I help you?

*GIRLISH SCREEAM*

What are you doing hiding behind there?

#outofthetrenchcoat #ghosts-r-us

I don't know...

//I can't copy the crown thing on my phone, but this is me sending it to you. uvu

[Oh! Thank you very much!]

lookin4thebooty started following you

Oh my god it was totally working. Proton crossed his arms again raising an eyebrow. THere was no way it would work a third time in a row really.

"What in god’s name are you doing? I know who you are! I know exactly what you’re up to!" Team Rocket! He, Looker, had caught one! Wait, was it Rocket though? Or Plasma? He had forgotten again.

Proton cackled, bending over laughing so hard that he was just making a strange whistling noise as he fell over, not even caring about the fact Looker was standing over him anymore.

Psychotic? Maybe... "Um, could you please just stand up so I can arrest you?" Looker scratched the back of his head. This was getting quite peculiar.

#archersaweenie

WEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO

BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM

#in the tardis

lookin4thebooty started following you

archersaweenie:

Proton pressed his lips together, barely containing laughter in his throat. There was no way that one man could be that unaware of what was going on right in front of him. Just to test it, he dropped his arms again.

There it was! Ha, he had him now. “Put your hands up, Team Rocket! I knew something about you wasn’t right!” Looker had him now, he was sure of it.

Oh my god it was totally working. Proton crossed his arms again raising an eyebrow. THere was no way it would work a third time in a row really.

"What in god's name are you doing? I know who you are! I know exactly what you're up to!" Team Rocket! He, Looker, had caught one! Wait, was it Rocket though? Or Plasma? He had forgotten again.

#archers

doctor

Fine. Fine, I give up. I am the Doctor. //hops through the glass in a phonebox and makes laser sounds.

#Anonymous

tamakirenesuoh

Send me a ♔ if you think I pull off my character well.

lookin4thebooty started following you

Aren’t you the cops or something?

"An astounding deduction!" Looker’s cover may be blown. But, he had leverage. "However, you appear to be a member of an illegal organization!"

"Prove it", Proton crossed his arms over his chest, half hiding the rocket with a smirk.

Hmm.. Looker had sworn that he had just seen something that gave this man away. Now he didn’t see it. He could not at all remember what it had been. A frustrated look came on his face before he finally blurted out, “I’ll be keeping my eye on you.”

Proton pressed his lips together, barely containing laughter in his throat. There was no way that one man could be that unaware of what was going on right in front of him. Just to test it, he dropped his arms again.

There it was! Ha, he had him now. "Put your hands up, Team Rocket! I knew something about you wasn't right!" Looker had him now, he was sure of it.

#archersaweenie

*lurking in the bushes*

[sits next to]

*mORE screaming*

*lurking in the bushes*

Can I help you?

*GIRLISH SCREEAM*

She laughed, “I guessed, since you don’t know me. I’m Touko, the Unova Champion. I don’t suppose you need a tour guide?”

"Oh, I see." Then this person could be trusted, right? Champions were trustworthy in Looker’s eyes. This case was closed. But, he supposed he could still talk with the girl.

"So now we know each others name and you know what I do, but I don’t know what you do, do I Mister John?" Touko smiled, putting her hands behind her back.

"Oh me? I’m a postman. Nothing exciting really." The alibi had just flown off his tongue that time. Didn’t even take any thought. He knew the years of practice would have helped him eventually.

"A postman? Well I’m sure it’s exciting in it’s own way, I mean you must do it for a reason", of course she had no idea that this guy was lying to her, as he was a bunch better liar then her brother ever was.