[ohdear-prongs]

The Lion The Raven The Badger The Snake

[nothingbecomingsomething]

weightlesslives:

Posting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.

This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read ever

[poisonxxkiss-deactivated2015070]

And sometimes they attack you completely unprovoked.

[vampiregerards]

That too

[ratladyme]

[amelancholywood]

I LITERALLY THINK THIS EVERY TIME THE SONG COMES ON

[knockturnallley]

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows various set locations (part 1/2)

[asian]

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

[asian]

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

[harrypotterdailly]

[ohhalefire]

hermione + text posts

[cupofteaorgtfo-deactivated20140]

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

[potterbird]

"I’m just gonna ask you 73 questions in an unreasonably short amount of time.”

[uncooler]

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

[not-too-homo-deactivated2015021]

But all you ever see are men’s

[intoasylum]

teen wolf | text posts

[millslady-deactivated20160509]

"We had adventures"

[killeroo-blog]

[hellotailor]

This is what British television looks like.

[snorkadork]

I love how the penguin just recognises Noel Fielding as a fellow monochrome being and waddles straight over to him.

[ifearnofish]

FELLOW MONOCHROME BEING 

[jaimielannister-blog]

Did you know in that Australia it’s five times more likely a you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather then looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

[edwaddd-deactivated20141015]

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

[papertownsy]

Deleted scene: Hazel and Gus watching tv post incident

[breathtakingqueens]

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”