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Sarah | 21 | England Insta: sarahjane_t

[lylylylylylylylyly]

i only talk to three people everyday and one of them is me

[natalieironside]

I find myself getting less and less ambitious the older I get.

When I was graduating high school I wanted to do great things and be super famous and change the world.  Now I just want to hang out and not bother anybody.

[natalieironside]

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years” just chilling hopefully

[moonachilles]

Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.

[arianagrandre]

Mean Girls (2004) dir. Mark Waters

[semifinaldestination-deactivate]

Women be treating themselves to Special Coffee Drinks to motivate themselves to accomplish tedious errands

[mjalti]

[writerandrocker]

I believe someone already mentioned this, but we know that Lil Nas X survived the snap because Shaun and Katy are singing Old Town road in a bar in Shang-Chi. But I’d like to point out just how close these two events were, (the release of Old Town Road and the snap).

In spring of 2018, Thanos snapped and wiped out half of all life.

In October of 2018, Lil Nas X started recording the original Old Town Road, but he found the instrumental even earlier.

The song released on December 3rd, and later re-released with Billy Ray Cyrus on April 5th, 2019.

So, essentially, in a matter of months:

*half of all life is destroyed, governments are in ruins, world consumed with chaos*

Meanwhile Lil Nas X:

[alishasboe]

Jackson Marchetti + Soft Jock Energy™

[tremendoustenderness]

Whoever made the decision to have Sex Education be set in modern times but have everyone dress like it's the 80s without any explanation whatsoever, thank you.

[thegreatescape]

such a powerful scene

[lestateur]

[javidraws]

bonding time between sisters

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sandmandaddy69]

[startledoctopus]

[villainous-queer-deactivated202]

‘And I thought,

“By golly her little vibrator would work perfectly”.’

[gothhabiba]

me, every single month without fail: huh weird I feel kind of bloated and lethargic but also very hungry??? and I’m breaking out??? and my back hurts??? this is so strange I have never experienced this before in my whole entire life… what could this be

me a few days later, every single month without fail: oh

[torterragarden]

Remember when Gollum told Sam to give it to him raw

[mariaalenkoshepard]

[miracleunique]

I am such a slut for candles 😍😍😍😩😩😩😩🤤 I will moan on aisle 9 if I smell a bomb ass candle idc y’all

[intoxicologist99]

[anarchocunt]

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

End up missing the shot because of the mind shattering orgasm you get the moment he's in range with his shrussy out

[vintrkraka]

why staff thought they could turn this dumpster oven into something profitable is wildly beyond me

[injuries-in-dust]

Man, I hope that girl managed to figure things out.