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pepper.

“I think I can definitely agree to that.” 

         ❝ like, why the hell would you put the          SAUCE on top the cheese; it makes          no sense ❞

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         ❝ i’m actual pretty good at reading lips, though ❞

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         ❝ I MEAN, i don’t really consider myself          an avenger. don’t have all those cool          superpowers or anything  ❞

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         ❝ so, THOR, have you ever had          a pumpkin spice latte ?? ❞

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         ❝ i’m totally cool, right ?? ❞

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         ❝ yup. . .it’s raining ❞

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         ❝ so. . .netflix and chill ?? ❞

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         ❝ no coffee equals sad clint ❞

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         ❝ there was an ANT in my          coffee, and i’m blaming you ❞

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         ❝ you really want to test me, loki ?? ❞

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         ❝ sounds like too much work ❞

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         ❝ wait, WHAT ?? ❞

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         ❝ FUCK ❞

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         ❝ new york pizza is better than CHICAGO          pizza. CHICAGO CAN SUCK IT ❞

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         ❝ i’d rather NOT ❞

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         ❝ what’s that suppose to mean ?? ❞

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