look zombies RUN!!!

[just-shower-thoughts]

It must suck being a composer for alarm ringtones, knowing that however beautiful a tune you compose, people will inevitably hate it.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Getting birthday money is like the real-life equivalent of passing GO in monopoly!

[imnotafan-art]

So has anybody read IMDB’s description of Deadpool 2? No? Cause

I’m crying real tears right now. It’s like Ryan Reynolds wrote it himself

[luxury-loki]

‘Ta Daaaa!’ // scene from ‘Thor: The dark world’ (2013)

[nalolnews]

Great Shotcalling 

[peaparker]

insp by this post

[babyanimalgifs]

me: i’m not clingy me ten minutes later:

[green-aries]

Progress not perfection

[gelana78]

Oh my god. This is it. This is it exactly. Like exactly.

[starwarslastjedi]

[just-shower-thoughts]

As adults we are told “Don’t bring your work home with you”, yet as youngsters all we were taught was that homework an essential part of life.

[just-shower-thoughts]

“you should learn to respect your elders” is the grown-up version of “well I’m bigger than you”

[just-shower-thoughts]

I wonder how many people thought I was incredibly attractive but never told me. I would probably feel a lot better about myself.

[krxs10]

!!!!!!DONT LET THIS GO UNNOTICED!!!!!!

All Three Major News Networks Ignored Bernie Sanders’ Speech Tuesday Night, To Show Empty Trump Podium

As Bernie Sanders took the stage on Tuesday night, the cable networks continued doing what they do best – talking.

Fox News, CNN and MSNBC all declined to carry Sanders’ speech, instead offering jokes about the evening while showing live coverage of Trumps empty podium while promising that we were all, “AWAITING TRUMP” and “STANDING BY FOR TRUMP.“ 

In Fact: EVERY OTHER CANDIDATE HAD AIR TIME EXCEPT FOR SANDERS

As if these stations couldn’t get any more corrupt, The Huffington Post’s Michael Calderone reported that the media have collectively given Trump some $2 billion worth of free air time.

Don’t be fooled by the media ya’ll. You can watch his incredible speech here & remember You ARE his media

Source

#StayWoke #FeelTheBern

[did-you-know]

There are chewable, caffeine gummies made of cold-brew coffee called Go Cubes. Each one contains 50mg of caffeine, which is equal to drinking about half a cup of real coffee. Source

[ghostgif-deactivated20140418]

when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”

[raggediestandi-deactivated20160]

When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”

[maniclaughter]

#every dog is puppy. all dog. no age limit on puppy. all are puppy. puppies.

[sarahconnorjr]

Deadpool: Fuck!

Captain America: Language!

Deadpool: Suck a cock!

Deadpool: Sorry, I mean, please suck my cock?

[just-shower-thoughts]

Today’s date (2-20-2016) sounds like it’s stuttering