loona, but correct

Real dialogues I heard at Loona's dorm while hiding inside their fridge

[loonaspeaks]

Yeojin: *takes a seat* Ahhhhh, sitting on and touching warm rocks… Now that’s the stuff.

Heejin: Are you… an amphibian?

Yeojin: What are you, a cop? Mind your own business.

[loonaspeaks]

Yves: I need you to look straight into my eyes.

Chuu: You know I can’t look into those eyes and be straight.

[loonaspeaks]

Olivia Hye: The best way to get revenge is to forgive and move on

Hyunjin: Oh come on-

Olivia Hye: And then you play into their hands until they are unsuspectingly vulnerable. And then when the time comes, your betrayal will hurt more

Hyunjin: I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON I HANG OUT WITH YOU

[loonaspeaks]

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[loonaspeaks]

Heejin: You know it would be nice if we acted like a nice normal family for once.

Hyunjin: For how long?

Heejin: At least ten minutes.

Jinsoul: Three. Take it or leave it.

[loonaspeaks]

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[loonaspeaks]

Choerry: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations here! Where did you get the fake skulls?

Olivia Hye: ... Fake?

[loonaspeaks]

Jinsoul: There’s a special place in the underworld reserved for beings like you.

Hyunjin: Yes, it’s called a throne.

[loonaspeaks]

Choerry: I don’t know why everyone is always fighting over top and bottom? I’d be happy just to have a bunk bed.

Haseul:

Jinsoul:

Kim Lip: *wants to say something*

Jinsoul: Jungeun-

Kim Lip: I’m going to tell her.

Haseul: Don’t you dare!

[loonaspeaks]

Hyunjin: Oh, look, it's the Three Musketeers.

Jinsoul: Was that an insult?

Kim Lip: Kinda lacked punch.

Choerry: The Three Musketeers were cool.

Hyunjin: I see your point.

[loonaspeaks]

Haseul, holding baby Yeojin: Ohh, she’s beautiful!

Doctor: Now we’re going to need to give her some shots-

Yves: Oh hell yeah. Pour up, it’s her fucking birthday.

[loonaspeaks]

Hyunjin: You know, you’ve got a lot of nerve for a wimp.

Yeojin: I may be a wimp, but at least I’m not a dollophead.

Hyunjin: No such word.

Yeojin: It’s idiomatic.

Hyunjin: Describe “dollophead”.

Yeojin: In two words?

Hyunjin: Yeah.

Yeojin: Uh... “Kim Hyunjin”.

[loonaspeaks]

Kim Lip: Let's play 20 questions.

Jinsoul: Okay, sure. I’ll go first- What’s your favourite colour?

Kim Lip: Triangle. My turn, do you like girls?

[loonaspeaks]

Chuu: What’s wrong with Chaewon? Why is she laying on the floor?

Yves: She’s just feeling a little overwhelmed.

Chuu: From what?

Yves: Hyejoo giggled.

[loonaspeaks]

Gowon: I love nature but nature doesn't love me.

*later that night*

Olivia Hye: *talking to some plants and sleeping birds* Listen up, chucklefucks. You better start loving Chaewon or we're gonna have a problem.

[loonaspeaks]

Heejin: Fuck, marry, kill. Me, Haseul and Vivi.

Hyunjin: Fuck you, marry Haseul, kill Yeojin.

Yeojin: I'm not even playing, what the hell?

[loonaspeaks]

“I can’t help being the gorgeous friend. It’s just the card I drew.”

Yves. every. single. morning.