Death Is Temporary

[lord-death-man]

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//only now realizing I need one of these

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Due to their unpleasant history involving a bank robbery gone wrong, LDM has kidnapped @killermoth-gotham. LDM proceeded to make a fake charity to get money (@charity-for-gotham has since closed and the blog is abandoned but it has story info), made a cult (@definitely-not-a-cult-trust-us is inactive bc their boss is stuck in a vent), and then @killermoth-gotham tried escaping and got lost in the vents where LDM stores the fear gas he bought. LDM tried to find him, and also got lost. Then the fear gas leaked. Uh oh.

After a short fear gas trip, Moth was found by LDM, before kicking LDM in the nuts and escaping.

Moth is free, and so is Gerald.

[gotham-citys-like-a-graveyard]

Suckers and fuckers and stupid r*tards...

Plan three isn't going very well. Turns out you can't buy 50 pounds of uranium and tear gas from Amazon.

I'm starting to see why The Lord didn't succeed.

And why he only used plans one and two.

[lord-death-man]

oh wait he's talking about me

fuck you, dude. My plans are all genius.

[lord-death-man]

You cannot die? That sounds like a fate truly worse than death.

@angelofmercy-angelofdeath

it's pretty fun once you learn to stop forming attachments to people, actually.

[angelofmercy-angelofdeath]

That sounds more like depression than fun. Are your pain receptors functioning correctly?

[lord-death-man]

Yeah, I just have a really high pain tolerance.

[angelofmercy-angelofdeath]

Do you still age?

[lord-death-man]

I do, but only like. Wrinkles and gray hair. I'm still just as agile as when I was 20.

[lord-death-man]

You cannot die? That sounds like a fate truly worse than death.

@angelofmercy-angelofdeath

it's pretty fun once you learn to stop forming attachments to people, actually.

[angelofmercy-angelofdeath]

That sounds more like depression than fun. Are your pain receptors functioning correctly?

[lord-death-man]

Yeah, I just have a really high pain tolerance.

[lord-death-man]

You cannot die? That sounds like a fate truly worse than death.

@angelofmercy-angelofdeath

it's pretty fun once you learn to stop forming attachments to people, actually.

[lord-death-man]

"memento mori"? memento mori my ass. I'm fuckin immortal bytch. and drunk as hell rigt now.

qlso I got out of the fucking vemt

im gonma paes outrkeksnd

[killermoth-gotham]

Did Gerald make it out safely, too?

oh shit I forgot about Gerald

[lord-death-man]

... I'm gonna be honest, I left him with the cult.

I'm gonna text them real quick hold on

[lord-death-man]

yeah he's fine they're gonna mail him to your apartment

i would try sabotaging the package or something but I'm still stuck in the vents

[killermoth-gotham]

Did Gerald make it out safely, too?

oh shit I forgot about Gerald

[lord-death-man]

... I'm gonna be honest, I left him with the cult.

I'm gonna text them real quick hold on

[killermoth-gotham]

what the fuck actually happened between you and LDM?

Ik he said "a long story involving a heist gone wrong and a burst appendix" or something but like

what

ok so basically

It was 2 years ago. We were working together, and decided to rob a bank. After the robbery, we were sorting the money when he noticed that we'd taken a LOT of dye packs. Of course, he blamed me, and we started arguing. Then we started fighting. Then we started REALLY fighting.

The fight ended with him breaking my leg, and me punching him right in his abdomen.

His appendix (which was, although neither of us knew, already heavily inflamed) burst, and he fell back and cracked his skull on the pavement.

He lived, since he's immortal, but he still hasn't really forgiven me for that. Even though he started it.

[lord-death-man]

You know damn well I told you to check for dye packs.

[lord-death-man]

MOTH KICKEDD ME IN THE FUJCKING BALLSK AJEURHRJAUGT

[lord-death-man]

i lost him. i can't find him.

this is the second time Moth has ever physically assaulted me in self defense.

[lord-death-man]

MOTH KICKEDD ME IN THE FUJCKING BALLSK AJEURHRJAUGT

[wall-enjoyer-13]

I've got writers block rn so posts on @killermoth-gotham will be much slower

And since @lord-death-man doesn't have much going on other than kidnapping Moth, posts will slow there too.

[lord-death-man]

I found Moth, but I'm still lost in the vents, and dragging a flailing and screaming terrified Moth behind me while also hallucinating a creature hunting me through the vents is not helping.

[lord-death-man]

I think Moth is done hallucinating, because he stopped screaming for a second, then noticed that I was here and started screaming again.

I'm still hallucinating, though.

[lord-death-man]

I found Moth, but I'm still lost in the vents, and dragging a flailing and screaming terrified Moth behind me while also hallucinating a creature hunting me through the vents is not helping.

[killermoth-gotham]

guys I knocked over one of the fear gas tanks and there's a hissing sound should I be concerned

[killermoth-gotham]

THEY'RE ALL OVER ME THEY'RE EVERYWHERE I CAN FEEL MY FLESH MELTING OFF MY SKIN IT HURTS I CAN'T BREATHE SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE IT STOP PLEASE LET ME DIE PLEASE

[lord-death-man]

That explains the smell. And the loud banging that's slowly getting louder. Shit.

[lord-death-man]

The banging is louder than the sound of the city outside now.

wait what if I follow the gas to find moth

I'm a genuis

[lord-death-man]

I found him. There's a creature in the vents with me, though, so I need to be careful.

[lord-death-man]

I'm now realizing that the creature is likely a hallucination from the fear gas.

[killermoth-gotham]

guys I knocked over one of the fear gas tanks and there's a hissing sound should I be concerned

[killermoth-gotham]

THEY'RE ALL OVER ME THEY'RE EVERYWHERE I CAN FEEL MY FLESH MELTING OFF MY SKIN IT HURTS I CAN'T BREATHE SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE IT STOP PLEASE LET ME DIE PLEASE

[lord-death-man]

That explains the smell. And the loud banging that's slowly getting louder. Shit.

[lord-death-man]

The banging is louder than the sound of the city outside now.

wait what if I follow the gas to find moth

I'm a genuis

[lord-death-man]

I found him. There's a creature in the vents with me, though, so I need to be careful.

[killermoth-gotham]

guys I knocked over one of the fear gas tanks and there's a hissing sound should I be concerned

[killermoth-gotham]

THEY'RE ALL OVER ME THEY'RE EVERYWHERE I CAN FEEL MY FLESH MELTING OFF MY SKIN IT HURTS I CAN'T BREATHE SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE IT STOP PLEASE LET ME DIE PLEASE

[lord-death-man]

That explains the smell. And the loud banging that's slowly getting louder. Shit.

[lord-death-man]

The banging is louder than the sound of the city outside now.

wait what if I follow the gas to find moth

I'm a genuis