MURDER MAIM KILL

ozzie, he/him, art and things. official wormwood don’t starve connoisseur but sometimes i post about other stuff

[lord-ozymandias]

[tamamita]

hope it was worth the college money

[tamamita]

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

the last item you held (phone doesn't count) just despawned are you ok with it?

yes

no

GIVE IT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

:(

could be worse

meh

results

Remaining time: 5 days 8 hours

Living creatures like your pet don't count

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[geekyhistoriansunite]

[artfight]

Which option from the 2027 theme poll is your #1 pick?!

Castles vs Cottages

City Lights vs Forest Nights

Dawn vs Dusk

Frost vs Flame

Heart vs Soul

Heroes vs Villains

Luck vs Fate

Order vs Chaos

Radio vs Video

Rain vs Shine

Remaining time: 5 days 19 hours

Voting in this poll is not equivalent to voting in the official theme poll! You have until September 16th to cast your vote!

[8xxx8oloerror404]

夏令 ▲學校AU

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

Ralsei packed Kris.........a scuba diving suit............

[diatere]

thought experiment:

what would a theoretical 2020s version of "ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny" look like.

question:

who is the 2020s equivalent of chuck norris?

elaboration:

"ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny" by lemon demon is a 2005 song by lemon demon, referencing a large amount of 90s-00s pop culture figures and placing them in a "battle royale" scenario. at the bridge of the song, chuck norris is set up as a sort of "boss fight" that requires a coordinated effort to take down.

chuck norris was a martial artist and actor in movies, so perhaps the most obvious swap is like. dwayne johnson or something. however. I think arguably more notable is the fact that his use in the song is most likely due to his presence as a popular internet meme in the era of the song, where he is lionised for his macho persona. this presence was highly pushed by the online right, who stood to benefit from the connection drawn between his very public right wing views and the hypermasculinity positioned by this meme.

summary:

so it should be a right wing figure, turned into a popular internet meme, but one adjusted for the current era instead of the era of the song.

conclusion:

[clementine-kesh]

not all character interpretations are valid some of you are sexist

[clementine-kesh]

not all character interpretations are valid some of you are racist

[passionpeachy]

yippieee I got purple heart (link to quiz)

[trina-makes-an-entrance]

There should've been a point in chapter 5 where you could save and the text would read "the power of mean girls shines within you!", so that the general audience could go "oh! Nice chapter 1 callback! Although it's a sorta cheap reference since Susie isn't even being that mean this time!"

Meanwhile the suspiciously mean girl shaped "Prince":

[snowselkie]

jesus tweets

[demilypyro]

has anyone pointed this out yet

she's finally happy

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

Who would win: the twelve angry men from Twelve Angry Men or the seven samurai from Seven Samurai?

max i will not entertain this fandombrained powerscaling foolishness from you. the fact that you would even ask is offensive. it's the samurai by such a wide margin that your asking beggars belief

[daughter-of-sapph0]

[maxknightley]

doing literary analysis

[sexybritishllama]

just finished this month's book club book, went skimming goodreads reviews afterwards as you do, got my breath taken away by this absolutely brutal ending to one of the multi-paragraph 1 star reviews

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[erogame]