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It's because you're gay, Rimmer. Someone hit this man with a clue by four.

#red dwarf titan #red dwarf titan spoilers

mingemuncher40k

I’m curious about red dwarf fans on here

Are you lot

From the UK

From somewhere else (tag if u like)

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krytens-spare-head

I want to bash their faces together like a 5 yo with their dolls

intriga-hounds

can i interest u in a box of friend??

calellon

it’s him…… the Grey Earl…………..

tiniesttinsel

A most honored guest at the royal ball!

#cute

onenicebugperday

Emerald moth, Cathydata batina, Geometridae

Found in Central and South America

Photo 1 by stephenluk, 2 by carrollperkins, 3 by desertnaturalist, 4 by damontighe, 5 by julianbiol, and 6 (for scale) by smejiadu

#green is my favorite color

huariqueje

Smoking Piranha - Erika Lee Sears , 2024.

American, b. 1980s -

Oil on wood panel , 16 x 16 in.

#green is my favorite color

devinellekurtz

The Serpent & The Rays I painted this as a demo for students at a Zoom event recently and since I get a lot of questions about how I paint shallow water, here’s a step by step! It’s honestly a really fun subject to paint and pretty accessible even for people who are newer to painting environments. If you like this type of content, I have an artbook on Kickstarter right now with tutorials just like this!

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#art

floccinaucinihilipilificationa

ohnoitstbskyen

12 years on and still the best articulation ever made of how one should respond to useless critiques

epicsause-official

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

#lol

kira-7

This is a spot from an italian estate agency (we are governed by the right-wing party)

The woman says "Ridiculous..."

If you want to spread it elsewhere, here's the official link

arctic-hands

[Video Description: An ad with piano music over it all, showing an elderly woman in her home, knitting, when two younger men walk by her window, which catches her attention. She stares out her window at them as they kiss each other while walking, the old lady staring in disbelief. Cut to the old woman approaching a residence with a broom in hand, staring up at the second floor window where a small rainbow Pride flag is hanging. The old woman stares up at it and mutters "Ridiculo", before getting up on a ladder with her broom to remove the flag. Focus on the flag fluttering to the ground as church bells chime. The scene then cuts to the couple from before, approaching their home with grocery bags in hand before one stops and stares at the second floor, stopping his partner who then drops the groceries as he too stares up. It's then revealed that the small pride flag had been replaced with a gigantic, hand-knit pride flag. It then cuts back to the old woman's home, where a tin of rainbow-colored yarn sits on her table. The hands of the old woman are holding and fondly touching an old black and white photo of two young smiling women, leaning against each other. Cut to the old woman's face as she stares out with a look of happy pride on her face. At the end of the video, the name "Idealista" appears on screen, followed by "buon pride" along with a rainbow. End VD.]

spaceofentropy

One correction:

The old lady is not in her home. She is at work. She's meant to be what in Italian is called "la portinaia", aka a cross between a doorwoman and cleaner of a residential building. She's in her small "office" space, at the entrance of the building, from where she can survey the coming and goings of the inhabitants. It's a job that has mostly disappeared, but is culturally very clear to us as having the connotation of "potentially gossipy, one-million-percent judgmental woman who sees everything that goes on in the apartment complex, knows everyone and their secrets, and has Strong Opinions™️".

In this case, thankfully, the Strong Opinion™️ is that those two men are ridiculous with their teeny tiny flag for ants.

#i'm not crying you're crying