qt

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.. Yeah, sure.

You don't sound too sure about that.

I’m not trying to impress you. Actually, I want nothing more than to gauge my eyes out when I’m around you. You want me to give you a real compliment? Start acting more like a lady then a tramp - I have enough of those as you apparently like to point out and I don’t need another one.

I'll just avoid you completely, sounds like a better plan than having to deal with you everyday. Thanks again for fixing my car, I'll be sure to never need your help again.

I didn’t choose to come here. I was sent here.

Sent here..like a present?

#shes nosey sorry lol

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Not so sure your dad would be okay with you having syphilis in the first place, unless you have a really cool dad.

Actually he would probably disown me, hes far from cool. More of the controlling asshole who wants to control every aspect of my life.

#idek why she wants syphilis shes a virgin shes insane #I WANT TO GO TO THE HARRY POTTER WORLD SO BAD THIS ISNT FAIR

Not really. I was saying your ass is big, and I figured a girl like you needs compliments seeing as though you feed off of the attention you get. Just be glad I’m giving you it and not the opposite.

Hate to break it to you Damien, but I'm not easily impressed. Commenting me on my ass is not how you get my attention I'd rather you throw bitch comments then fake compliments. Like I said last night I'm sure other girls would love to hear it so move along.

#shes not impressed nope #SHES LIKE RESPECTME DAMN IT

Yes, not by choice. And slightly. It was… nice, I guess.

Everyone is insane, embrace it. People just like to hide it. If it was nice then why did you come here? I mean if I had a choice I'd definitely be back in Manhattan, I'm a city girl for life I guess.

Maybe. It’s kinda hard to miss when it’s staring right in front of me.

Oh look, another hoe comment.

#respect my body its my temple blah blah blah

It’s a saying. Like…uh, like “Ku`ia ka hele a ka na`au ha`aha`a”. It was a thing with some tourists in Hawaii when I was a kid. I’m fine, though. I’ve got my own resource.

You lived in Hawaii? And you came here? Are you insane? Like seriously, it had to be incredible compared to this shit hole. Please don't use anymore lingo on me though, it's a little odd.

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It’s just a little sticky, there’s no permanent bug spray damage I promise. I’m pretty sure you’ve never attended one of our health classes because then you’d know that syphilis is much, much grosser than camping.

At least if I had syphilis I wouldn't have to deal with bugs, camping or assholes. I mean think about it I could use it for an excuse for everything, want to do your homework? No I have syphilis. Katrina you need to go to school today! Dad my syphilis is acting up. I'm telling you it would be a great excuse.

#wow that sucks ok #my gf is in florida rn im so jealous #liike perfect vacation spot the grand canyon is for old ppl who are running out of shit to do

You have got to take the stick out of your ass, babe. It’s not attractive and with an ass like yours, that’s a damn shame.

Oh yeah? You were staring at my ass huh?

#lol now shes amused

Yeah, you’re welcome. I’d ask for another way for you to repay me but one night with you was enough to last me a lifetime. Good, it’ll save me, and everyone else, the trouble of having to listen to your bitching.

Um...right.

#she is not a fan rn

Yes I did. And no, I’m not. Sadly.

Why are you calling me an animal? Do I look like a turtle? Do you need drugs I'm sure you can find some around here, most people can't even be stand to be in this town without them.

I’m sure you’re an extraordinarily special little sea turtle.

Did you just call me a sea turtle? Are you on drugs right now?

Don’t flatter yourself, sweetheart. You’re not that special to me. It’s a small town, you’re bound to bump into everyone - even the people you can’t stand.

Liar, liar. Fine, I didn't get a chance to say thank you last night anyways, so thanks. I'll be sure to stay out of a car so I don't have to be around you again.

No and also no. I’m assuming that you, like almost every other person I have ever met, has trouble walking in heels because they aren’t natural to have on your feet.

Not going to lie you really need to watch what you say because you could offend someone. The whole "like everyone else" thing doesn't work around me. I'm unique, one of a kind so get over your stereotypes when you're around me kay?

#tbh idek why shes being snappy #shes just being a priss

There’s such a thing as bug spray and I’ll be using a lot of it. But I guess that’s just the price you pay for the beauty of nature or whatever, which you certainly don’t get if you camp in your room.

You can't be serious right, bug spray? Do you understand what that would do to my skin? There is no way in hell I'm going camping this weekend and that's that. I don't care how many people are going I'd rather get syphilis if we're being honest here.

#i would probably cry #tbh i would die i cant do it nope #id throw a FIT

Why am I not surprised?

I thought I got rid of you last night, am i constantly stuck with an annoying mechanic following me around now?

#BABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBE #hi

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