trouble

ain't worried 'bout nothin'

[xhesrps]

We both know how clingy I am, I’d love you even if you left. I think a girl was telling me about it, but I honestly kept staring at her boobs the whole time, so I don’t think I got it. Next time?

[damienspin]

Don't worry Park, I'd never leave you behind. Did you at least get some? Yeah, I was planning one for next week anyways so make sure to bring the booze.

[xhesrps]

It’s the reason I love you, dude. And why exactly wasn’t I invited to this shot party?

[damienspin]

I would hope so considering I keep you around. You and I both know I don't do invitations. Either you show up or you don't. People talk enough around here, you could have came when they did.

[xhesrps]

Giving shots to 14 year olds? Amazing as always, Damien. 

[damienspin]

What can I say? I like to keep it interesting around here. You know that better than anyone, Parker.

[ffsbrooklyn]

Thank you. By the way can pick up a 20-piece McNuggets from McDonalds, don’t forget the large fries

[damienspin]

Yeah, yeah. Don't push it and behave yourself. Stay away from the road and try not to be noticeable.

[lordekat-blog]

I’ll just avoid you completely, sounds like a better plan than having to deal with you everyday. Thanks again for fixing my car, I’ll be sure to never need your help again.

[damienspin]

I'm actually great company if you weren't such a bitch. You don't need to thank me - unfortunately, it's my job.

[ffsbrooklyn]

Well if I die out here because you didn’t fix the car, you wouldn’t be getting anything now would you? I have had such a horrible day, okay Damien? Can you please just pick me up? I’ll give whatever you want tomorrow.

[damienspin]

I suppose you're right. Fuck, B, don't start getting sappy on me now. Save the tears, alright? I'm coming.

[lordekat-blog]

Hate to break it to you Damien, but I’m not easily impressed. Commenting me on my ass is not how you get my attention I’d rather you throw bitch comments then fake compliments. Like I said last night I’m sure other girls would love to hear it so move along.

[damienspin]

I'm not trying to impress you. Actually, I want nothing more than to gauge my eyes out when I'm around you. You want me to give you a real compliment? Start acting more like a lady then a tramp - I have enough of those as you apparently like to point out and I don't need another one.

[lordekat-blog]

Oh look, another hoe comment.

[damienspin]

Not really. I was saying your ass is big, and I figured a girl like you needs compliments seeing as though you feed off of the attention you get. Just be glad I'm giving you it and not the opposite.

[ffsbrooklyn]

Damien. I’m in the middle of nowhere and you’re making blow job jokes. Can you just help me please?

[damienspin]

Ha, that's cute. You think I'm joking. Well since you said please, I guess I'll have to see what I can do. I hope you do know I'll need something in return though. I don't do things for free.

[lordekat-blog]

Oh yeah? You were staring at my ass huh?

[damienspin]

Maybe. It's kinda hard to miss when it's staring right in front of me.

[lordekat-blog]

Um…right.

[damienspin]

You have got to take the stick out of your ass, babe. It's not attractive and with a body like yours, that's a damn shame.

[lordekat-blog]

Liar, liar. Fine, I didn’t get a chance to say thank you last night anyways, so thanks. I’ll be sure to stay out of a car so I don’t have to be around you again.

[damienspin]

Yeah, you're welcome. I'd ask for another way for you to repay me but one night with you was enough to last me a lifetime. Good, it'll save me, and everyone else, the trouble of having to listen to your bitching.

[lordekat-blog]

I thought I got rid of you last night, am i constantly stuck with an annoying mechanic following me around now?

[damienspin]

Don't flatter yourself, sweetheart. You're not that special to me. It's a small town, you're bound to bump into everyone - even the people you can't stand.

[lordekat-blog]

I’ve been boggling my mind trying to figure out why the hell I agreed to go camping this weekend. I have never even slept outside and I don’t even own a pair of tennis shoes. Is it acceptable to just wear a bikini and heels the whole time? Because that’s pretty much the only out door clothing I own.

[damienspin]

Why am I not surprised?

[ffsbrooklyn]

My stupid car broke down, could my day get any worst?

[damienspin]

Well you could have been giving me road-head and gotten us both killed, so I guess you can say it could've been worse.

[estellebotticello-blog]

Well then why were you giving me tips for something that you knew would never happen? Seriously, you are probably one of the dumbest people I’ve ever met. I’m telling you right now that what im saying has nothing to do with fucking you, I actually find you repulsive, so it’s quite the opposite.

[damienspin]

You know you love me deep down inside, Kelty. Just admit it and I'll give you a free pass.

[vienna-ffs]

I do. Maybe, if you weren’t so boring, I would consider to hang out with you sometimes.

[damienspin]

Your lame ass attempts to hurt my ego are tiring me out and I didn't even get to fuck you yet. Rude.