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hello vonnie
Not today Justin
Color Me Curious
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
cherry valley forever
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
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if i look back, i am lost
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
YOU ARE THE REASON
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@lordofthefuckedup
Island Shenanigans™ Family edition
Jack - I put the 'hoe' in homo
Ralph - Jack, that's incorrect grammar
Jack - The only thing incorrect about me is the void right where my heart was supposed to be
Ralph - Don't say that!
Jack - But luckily you were here to fill it
Ralph - Awwww!
*starts making out*
Roger - I hate this family.
This is why I should never be left alone
they all know it
Ralph the entire book
(I accidentally deleted this post lol)
Adult: “so what do you like to do in your free time? Any extra curricular activities?”
My brain: *shit posts* *Jack and Ralph smiled at one another in shy liking*
Me: “I like to paint”
Jack: *literally just takes off his fucking cloak*
Ralph:
ralph: *enters a room and stands behind jack*
jack: you've been avoiding me, golden boy.
ralph: how do you do that without turning around??
jack: to be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you, but here we are.
Wake Jack Up Inside
You don’t know how much I needed this
Me the first week of the new semester realizing I don't get to study lotf anymore
When Merribitch breaks your specs
[Everyone is standing around the burned out fire]
Roger: So. Who left it alone? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
Simon: …I did. I left it.
Roger: No. No you didn’t. Jack?
Jack: Don’t look at me. Look at Ralph.
Ralph: What?! I didn’t leave it unattended.
Jack: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was out?
Ralph: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s out.
Jack: Suspicious.
Ralph: No it’s not!
Samneric: If it matters, probably not, but Maurice was the last one to guard it.
Maurice: Liar! I don’t ever watch the fire!
Samneric: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the pit earlier?
Maurice: I use the heat to cook the meat we catch. Everyone knows that!
Simon: Okay let’s not fight. I left it alone. Let me rebuild it, Roger.
Roger: No! Who left it!?
Ralph: Roger…Piggy’s been awfully quiet.
Piggy: REALLY?!
[Everyone starts arguing]
Roger: I doused it. I burned my hand so I covered it in sand. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
The ONLY place i eat
IT’S FUCKING REAL
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I’M LAUGHING RIGHT NOW
“Don’t you want to be rescued?”
Jack:
Jack Merridew
Jack is a cow: Jack Merrimoo
Jack takes a shit: Jack Merripoo
Jack chases you away: Jack Merrishoo
Jack scares you: Jack Merriboo
Jack is sick: Jack Merriflu
Jack goes to the toilet: Jack Merriloo
Jack eats: Jack Merrichew
Jack grew wings: Jack Merriflew
Jack gets puberty: Jack Merrigrew
Jack sneezes: Jack MerrACHOO
Jack fucks Ralph: Jack Merriscrew
Jack got that swag: Jack Merricool
Jack sees meat: Jack Merridrool
Jack and his squad: Jack Merricrew
Jack is a dick: Jack Merrifool
Jack the builder: Jack Merritool
Jack is disgusted: Jack Merriew
Jack makes tea: Jack Merribrew
Jack collects fruits: Jack Berrydew
Jack is magic: Jack Fairydew
Jack is Soulja Boy: Jack MerriYOOOOOOOUUUUUU
Lord Of The Flies + text posts
