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My name is Simon and im a Christ symbol

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Tumblr.com or “The Web’s Largest Lord of the Flies online roleplaying site”

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How dare you lump me in with those assholes

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This blog is alive but im not

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I lost like 2 followers for this

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This blog is alive but im not

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*ralph voice* sucks to your

gun

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Me, on a date: so what do you think of lord of the flies?

Date: well it was a good book, but i hate simon his whole character was useless because he didnt say anything important-

Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: i gotta go bye

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Ralph, on a date: so, what are you ordering?

Jack: im having the pork-

Ralph, stuffing breadsticks into his purse: sorry i gotta go right now immediatly

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"Reblog to save a life!!" Whos life are we saving here? Not mine apparently because, i died

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Ralph: *sees jack and the rest of the chorus in choir clothes*

Ralph: can i ask you one question

Jack: what?

Ralph: WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOSE

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If george r r martin were alive id punch him for killing me- *checks pager* wait george r r martin didnt write lord of the flies? It was william goulding? George r r martin is still alive?? *checks pager again* he's the one that wrote game of thrones?? Well at least now i still have a reason to punch him

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i love orange is the new black

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Lord of the Flies? No, Lord of the CRIES because my death is sad as FUCK

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I love all my friends. I love Ralph, i love Piggy, i love Roger, and i love *looks at smudged writing on hand* Jackass

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Roger: *kills piggy*

Roger: looks like your trip to flavortown is over

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lord of the DIES because everyones fucking DEAD

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((wow after like a year or two i finally did an about page and a tag page not like i needed to bUT))

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SFRJ: simon for real justice

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Jack: so... Ralph... Am i... Jackawaii?

Ralph: