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sammy. she/her. mid 20's. can be unhinged about libraries, books, Adam Driver, star wars, and F1.

[lordofthemice]

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[rimouskis]

we gotta make writing fic uncool again to remove the incentive to use AI to cheat at it/clout-farm and brother, I've been working at this noble goal for years

[maxcore]

get these old fucks out my room and let my specimen interact without human intervention what is wrong with you

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[spicyvampire]

HEATED RIVALRY (2025−) 1.05 "I'll Believe in Anything" [in/sp.]

[1410-1221-dec2008]

[unadulteratedhideouttrash]

[russianblush]

the passion of the kiss before the i love you vs the relief of being loved in the kiss after

[russianblush]

the passion of the kiss before the i love you vs the relief of being loved in the kiss after

[consumer-of-books]

Shane Hollander is a jock, Shane Hollander does not wear anything but athletic wear, Shane Hollander does not have a skincare routine.

Shane Hollander routinely uses sunscreen(for safety against skin cancer) and washes his face with a sensitive skin friendly soap in the shower. He uses the same bar for his entire body.

Beyond that his smooth skin is entirely coincidental. Ilya is very jealous of this. Ilya wears hair products, styles himself meticulously and has tried multiple skincare routines. None of which are giving him the supple skin he desires.

The first time Ilya goes to Shane's real apartment and not the sex condo he is outraged by the number of unused samples of skincare products, mostly because these brands are choosing to work with Shane when he knows for a fact that Shane does nothing to properly take care of his skin.

Shane's bathroom sink is barren.

Shane *enters Ilya's bathroom*: why do you have so much clutter in here

Ilya *outraged*: is not clutter Hollander we did not all climb out of womb and become world's prettiest man by accident

Shane *having no filter*: why do you bother with it if it doesn't work?

Ilya: 😭

[football-sucks]

attacked on main

[glacecakes]

[cumslutshane]

I'm still here...

[cumslutshane]

INSANE actually!!!

[hollandershane]

#the duality of man

[parcai]

fixed it.

[handsywoman]