I am king of the Romans and above grammar.

Hi I'm Andrew. Why not say hi?

[lordsammich]

I haven't touched tumblr since sometime last year, who are you people.

[itibeat]

Miles Better

[seaside-sadnesss]

Have you met my favorite beard in the world

[transparentkiwi]

[mowwwgli-deactivated20140424]

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

[agrownupgeekgirl]

Female Blacksmith by *thomaswievegg

[cyborglovesong]

[sandandglass]

[catfood-mcfly-deactivated201310]

[sara-in-space-deactivated201501]

[cobaltstarling-moved]

ow

ow

owowowowow

puns hurt

[defira85]

I am going to send every one of these to my brother one text message at a time and see how furious he is by the time he gets home

[maybethings]

Grooooooooooooooooooan

[hemospect]

SCREAMS

[flameeliwood]

WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE PUNS PUNS ARE THE HIGHEST FORM OF HUMOR THIS IS A FACT

[ariannsmartell]

[kittyit]

[musicals-and-murder-deactivated]

this is an acurrate representation of how i tell a joke

[coiaf]

[softerworld]

A Softer World: 1017

(this will be my final tweet.)

buy this print

[dalermehndivevo-deactivated2018]

i’m not sure what i’m hoping to achieve but i’m enjoying getting there. 

[icewars-deactivated20131025]

[mugglenet]

In Chapter 32 of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Ron, Harry, and Hermione are trying to get through the Whomping Willow, and Ron asks, “How - how’re we going to get in? I can - see the place - if we just had - Crookshanks again -“. Hermione retorts with “Crookshanks? Are you a wizard or what!?” In Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone, Chapter 16, Harry, Ron, and Hermione are stuck in the Devil’s Snare. Harry shouts at Hermione to light a fire, and Hermione responds with, “Yes - of course - but there’s no wood!” Ron then screams “Have you gone mad? Are you a witch or not?!”

Read about other little things like this at MuggleNet’s Things You May Have Missed section. (via batcows)

[adifferentlens]

What has the world come to

[kateordie]

The worst shirt? The worst shirt.