I do stuff sometimes

The smexiest artist you'll never care about. Send me asks/messages!

[coat]

King triton: What did you do to my daughter???

Ursula:

[anxietyproblem]

[kittydesade]

what

[melusinemuse]

A cancan of coke, if you will

[lesbianralzarek]

and as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many stars as usual

[jocula-trixie]

advanced tip: while driving, you can use your turn signal to warn other drivers that you intend to turn.

[scoutingforqueers]

Ryan Walker by Ryan Pfluger

[so-much-for-subtlety]

AT-AT Walker by Galactic Empire

[sandmandaddy69]

[ex-girlfiend]

[memeuplift]

[only-tiktoks]

[jestergal]

its called the D: drive because you look at how much space is left on it and you go "D:"

[jestergal]

why is this mom joke getting notes

[windup-angel]

bc its true

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Docal Lisk

[awesome-240984568-deactivated20]

[ruhlare]

[filmmyclouds]

Fuck

[thoughtcascades]

Unknown numbers ringing me like I even answer the phone to people I know. 

[thepersonalquotes]

little miss automatically goes silent when something hurts her feelings

[into-theocean]

Mansplain Manipulate Mindflayer

[xxacidnekoxx]

Telling a group of people to draw a troll face by memory is the funniest thing I swear to god the results are always so asdfghjkl

[skitterhop]

[julia1x5-deactivated20250903]

Titan submersible 0.5 seconds before implosion

[thestuffedalligator]

There are multiple posts saying that Legolas is the Texan amongst the Fellowship of the Ring and you’re all wrong it’s Gandalf. It’s 1000% Gandalf. Gandalf followed a wild horse for two days to tame it and would regularly ride up to the Shire with a cart full of homemade fireworks. Gandalf's the Texan.

[texas-gothic-deactivated2025061]

[izzzzzzieeeeeeeee]

Every time I go downstairs to the laundry room, this pigeon tries to seduce me.

[antioch-ameno]

“we have incompatible genitals” is now my favorite excuse.

[followthebirds]

[tehzii]

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you have incompatible genitals