curiosity is the best and most human trait

you can call me ella :) white cis he/she lesbian, nosferatu, izzet, 27, USA

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[beleester]

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[sapphling]

the sex binary is socially constructed and not actually descriptive of any biological truth. you know that, right? it's important to me that you know that

[sapphling]

i know people can be a little overzealous in describing political backslides ("this used to be the feminism website!!!" etc.) but it's disturbing to me how much incredulity i've gotten from other trans people as of late just for, like, saying that "biological woman" is neither a real category nor a phrase that should ever leave your mouth uncritically

[mistresssheo]

Tja

Found here 🦋

[translating-german-to-english]

Depending on context:

* well then.

* ain't nothing you can do about it.

* well how about that then.

* you brought that upon yourself dude.

* it is what it is.

* that was completely to be expected.

* told you so.

[translatingpoststogerman]

Je nach Kontext:

* tja.

* tja.

* tja.

* tja.

* tja.

* tja.

* tja.

[madnessofmen]

what method of resource extraction is the most hole

open pit mine

underground mine

borehole

something what (show me your hole)

Remaining time: 4 days 13 hours

[babyanimalgifs]

My foster dog, Max, is too scared to let me touch him but makes sure I’m taken care of. 

(Source)

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

I hope the next pope is a gyaru

[lesbianralzarek]

if i was pretentious, id say that the final scene in end of evangelion is an object lesson in human subjectivity. the primary theme of EoE (and a major theme of evangelion as a whole) is how differently we all experience things, and the inherent friction caused by how we'll never fully understand one another. we all saw the same scene, but the fanbase cant agree on, like, any part of it. it meant different things to different people, and a lot of interpretations are equally valid. by trying and failing to form a consensus, the audience is part of the art

and yanno what? i am pretentious

[futchlings]

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

[lesbianralzarek]

my work doesnt normally even allow phones, but today we're watching the world cup together. bosses are rooting for messi specifically, and im rooting against argentina. not to post sports on main, but holy shit the vibes are rancid. i think the ball was kicked maybe 3 times before argentina fouled. both teams are playing with venom. every time i look up theres a brit lying in the fetal position. cant be doing that shit in the american world cup. maybe theres crying in futbol, but theres absolutely no crying in soccer

[lesbianralzarek]

the stand your ground law should apply to goalies this year

[lesbianralzarek]

my work doesnt normally even allow phones, but today we're watching the world cup together. bosses are rooting for messi specifically, and im rooting against argentina. not to post sports on main, but holy shit the vibes are rancid. i think the ball was kicked maybe 3 times before argentina fouled. both teams are playing with venom. every time i look up theres a brit lying in the fetal position. cant be doing that shit in the american world cup. maybe theres crying in futbol, but theres absolutely no crying in soccer

[sentimentalslut]

what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs

[sentimentalslut]

i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names

[sentimentalslut]

my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them

[sentimentalslut]

framing these tags and hanging them up in my office to remind me that it can always be worse

[billymayslesbian]

heres the thing. i enjoy well done heavy subject matter, you can look at my track record of interests as evidence for that, but i do think writers who wont shut up about how complicated and controversial they are for including ~dark themes~ in their writing need to a christmas carol style be forced to sit down and watch all 4 seasons of 13 reasons why to see what happens if you try to incorporate a bunch of heavy stuff in your work with 0 research or regard for people affected

[billymayslesbian]

slight clarification: people in the tags are saying "yea there needs to be levity between heavy moments for a story to be effective", which is also very true! but not what this post is about. this post is about how if you write about abuse and murder and oppression but you dont actually know what youre talking about or have a purpose for including it beside shock value and proving how mature you are your work will read like it was written by a twelve year old

[10april]

[communist-hatsunemiku]

This video is a perfect demonstration of just how badly elderly people need to be introduced to video games. Like it should be a thing in facilities and assisted living, it's like a no brainer, and could enrich these people's live SO MUCH!!!

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

[pjackk]

and metal of body

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????

[buried-in-stardust]

OP: "Decarbonized formaldehyde is great. Just wash daikons with decarbonized formaldehyde and they turn white."

"Decarbonized formaldehyde" (脫碳甲醛) is an online phrase used to make fun of people that blindly avoid chemicals. Formaldehyde (H2CO) decarbonized is water (H2O).

[eng by me]