totally perfect

Hi yes I'm queen of the borg and perfect. Call me Lore.

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You certainly have great self-confidence.

Have you seen me. I mean. hot damn.

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TNG Character Asks

Picard: Are there any subjects you’ve made an effort to learn about despite no obvious relevance to your daily life?

Riker: Have you or would you ever turn down a promotion if it meant moving somewhere new?

Deanna Troi: Do you have someone you can carry on full conversations with without actually talking?

Lwaxana Troi: Who is your celebrity crush?

Beverly Crusher: Have you ever broken a bone?

Wesley Crusher: What is one thing you were really good at as a kid?

Data: What is one thing about humanity that baffles you?

Geordi: How are you at fixing things?

Worf: Do you have any martial arts training?

Guinan: Do people tend to come to you for advice?

Tasha: If you knew it would prevent a catastrophe or end a war, would you ever willingly sacrifice your own life?

Barclay: What would you do if you had access to a Holodeck?

Q: If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

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hey lore what's up? want to go steal some federation shit or something?

You mean federation shitship? In that case yes you can choose a ship or choose a building and I'll get the explosives

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i am sorry but srsly u are the sexiest beast i have ever seen. what do u do with urself

don't be sorry for realising the truth

#that's nsfw

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i wanna kidnap you while youre deactivated and undress you no i fuckin mean it

someone help?

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spank me and call me a dirty girl

how did you get into the house

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hey so uhm wanna fuck i mean if you do a good job i might go out and buy you a guinea pig so

what do you think I am some kind of guinea pig slut

get the pig first

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if I could I would get you a giant guinea pig and you could ride him to battle against the Enterprise. And then it would eat Data.

are you even real you perfect creature

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data can do anything better than u

sorry I can't hear you over the sound of me whistling

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if no one's gonna come and screw with the replicator with me

i'll replicate guinea pigs

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LOL. Do you need a driver’s licence for that?

bosveranda:

bella the pig by ~chemicalXhappening

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brown but yellow and also a little bit of turquoise

the sad part is that I completely understand why

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Reblog and see if you get a color.

PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.

FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.

GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.

RED: I'm in love with you.

PINK: I have a crush on you.

TURQUOISE: You're hot.

CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.

TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.

BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.

ORANGE: I dislike your page.

YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.

WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.

GREEN: I find you cute.

BLACK: I would date you.

BROWN: I dislike you.

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I replicated a baby duck for you and you didn't even thank me this is why I always destroy planets you feel me

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I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY REPLICATED A LIVING, NOT GREEN AND ONLY TWO EYED BABY DUCK

here you go

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the replicated baby duck has four eyes

shit just got real

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tryin to replicate a living and also not green baby duck for you