Caged Heart

Lorelei | 20 | Art Kid Gomez

[loreleixnichols]

danyelle-adams:

Great! I may be using your services sooner rather than later.

Things are great on my end. Business is great. I’m going on a mini trip for said business. So I’m excited about that. How are things going with you?

When sooner because sooner is good for me than later. Because when it’s later there’s not telling when later will come. 

Where you off too? Anywhere sexy? Eh. Same old, some old. Trying to get something set up with el fiance-o to see if we can jet off somewhere away from this place. I don’t get out of here enough.

Been meaning to ask. Is it possible to sit in whenever your films are in session?

[loreleixnichols]

stephen-murphy:

That’s a weird request, but yea if you want to borrow my laptop you can, as long as you don’t spill anything on it.

I have a feeling you want to look at my browser history.

I don’t imagine it because riding a llama look like it will be very uncomfortable. And anyway, I don’t think they are as sturdy as horses.I met someone who kept a llama as a pet.

I’ll do my best. Can’t promise you won’t get it back without Cheetos’ dust on it.

Will I be disappointed? 

Look, Lurch. You shouldn’t go making assumptions about that. I say you come with me to a llama ranch and we can test thing out together. 

[loreleixnichols]

gabriel-durand:

If you’re Alexis, who do I have to be in this Dynasty fantasy? Because it is really tempting to see this cat fight, but not so tempting to lose my job. Don’t get me fired, Morticia. I wouldn’t be able to keep you in the luxury you’ve grown accustomed to.

Two orders of fries on the way. Both for you.

Deal. Where?

You can be the innocent waiter who gets in the way at the wrong time and gets thrown into the pool while the fight commences. I hope there’s a bottle of champagne somewhere because I want to start this brawl by pouring it over her head, then drink the last of it and act like it’s business as usual. 

Come on, babe. We can live in boxcars and see all of the US!

My pants.

With all seriousness I can muster the only place I came up with is wherever they have those creepy celebrity wax figures. I want to get some of me doing inappropriate poses with them while you take pics.

[loreleixnichols]

danyelle-adams:

This is true. And yes I would be happy to have your services to help me with an outfit.

You can’t see it but I bowed. Whenever you’re ready I’m ready.

How’s life treating you, D? Things going good on your end?

[loreleixnichols]

Feeling pretty sharp today.

[loreleixnichols]

laurcndersn:

I help people get off enough without doing that, missy. 

Oh. I know. 

I know. ;)

[loreleixnichols]

laurcndersn:

I’d rather not get people off like that, that’s gross. 

Such a missed opportunity. The kid on Zapped did it but he also needed new clothes after he finished the chick.

[loreleixnichols]

laurcndersn:

In a pocket, or in a backpack. I am small enough. 

If you’re small enough for a pocket then people would just hire you to get them off instead of a vibrator. You’d be a millionaire. As would I because I gave you the idea.

[loreleixnichols]

laurcndersn:

…… I’ll think about it. 

Well you can always have me - I can fit in somewhere. 

Where exactly can you fit?

[loreleixnichols]

laurcndersn:

I’ll make sure to wear something extra hot to the hospital when I come to visit you. 

I think every family does, except the family you make for yourself. 

The only way you’ll make it up to me is showing up naked. You’ve got a banging bod and you need to flaunt it, missy miss.

Only family I have now is Gabe and Ava.

[loreleixnichols]

laurcndersn:

I hate cranberry sauce though, so maybe I’m not missing out on much. 

Other than having you ‘round more often, that is. 

You cranberry hating bitch! Cranberry sauce is what runs through my veins! Nacho cheese, too. I may have health issues soon.

That’s the one plus. My family sucks sweaty balls.

[loreleixnichols]

laurcndersn:

I never want to meet your uncle Carl. 

…. Nope. I’m good - thanks. 

There goes that chance to snag you into the Nichols family. You’re missing out on the most passive aggressive Thanksgivings and the driest turkey on this side of the country. The cranberry sauce is good. I decan it myself.

[loreleixnichols]

gabriel-durand:

I’m imagining you playing the role of woman scorned in the press. I think you’d be good at it, but I’m not sure how great I’d be at playing my part… I suck at keeping a straight face when I’m trying not to laugh.

Are you saying you want nachos now?

I’m not her type anyway.

I will channel Alexis Colby and put on the performance of a lifetime. How dare you think this is a laughing matter. Don’t you know who I am? Don’t make me get into a cat fight with the mayor after I throw this very expensive champagne into her face.

Yes. When don’t I want them? I can eat them all day, everyday. When I can’t chew anymore I want it injected straight into my stomach.

I’m bored with this town. Lets go somewhere far away for a week or three.

[loreleixnichols]

stephen-murphy:

Was this really that sappy? I guess a little Sap doesn’t hurt. How are you ding Lorelei?

So sappy my fingers got sticky on the keyboard after I responded to you. Completely unrelated but can I borrow your laptop? Mine’s broken because I spilled a soda on it.

Being a pain in ass like always, Lurchorino. I want to see if it’s possible to ride a llama. Can you imagine playing that stupid white sport where people ride horses and hit balls but on llamas.

[loreleixnichols]

danyelle-adams:

I watched that in Portland actually. Havenoaks is great, but we really do need to step it up with the entertainment.  I cried also, so don’t feel bad. I also wished that I would have dressed up. Everyone looked so great and I felt so out of place. I have no luck with relationships or one night stands. I think because I act to clingy. So I’m trying to reign myself in because if the sex is great, I’m a goner and that’s no good for anyone.

Oh my god that is so awesome! I think I want you to dress me up like that for Halloween. 

There’s still time to dress up, woman! If you need help I can put together an awesome costume for you to wear. People will think you were in the movie with how good it’ll come out. 

Done and done!

[loreleixnichols]

laurcndersn:

Fuck no! I was just fucking with you, my boss is an amazing woman, and I don’t think she’d have the gift. If my boss looked like that I’d cry all the time. 

Christ that was creepy as shit. 

You’d cry around my uncle Carl because that’s who that is?

He could make great sugar daddy if you need one.

[loreleixnichols]

stephen-murphy:

I feel like a new introduction has been long overdue. Hey most of you know me as the guy who owns Duel. I’m Stephen, and if you don’t know what Duel is, you should really come and check it out. It’s a nice little bar ran by me and just recently my husband, Maxen. Anyway, I’ve lived here for over two years and I love here. So if you don’t know me, don’t be afraid to get to know me, and if you do know me, I don’t mind get reacquainted with you.

Hey there, Lurch. Got a little tear in my eye reading this sap fest of a post. Are you dying?