Nine: I hate when people say, "Are you even listening to me?" It's such a random way to start a conversation...
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Nine: I hate when people say, "Are you even listening to me?" It's such a random way to start a conversation...
John: Do you know that feeling when you look at someone and your heart skips a beat?
Adam: Yes, it's called arrhythmia.
John: Well, I get that every time I see y--
Adam: You can die from it.
John: DAMN IT I know that you're smart but can you not for JUST ONE SECOND?
Six: *laying down in a weird position*
Marina: are you doing yoga?
Six: *clearly drunk* no, vodka
John: That's a nice-ass shirt.
Nine: Thanks, but they're called pants, not "ass shirt."
Agent Walker: Please sit on this chair, I'd like to ask you some questions.
John, whispering to Sam: Deny everything.
Sam: That’s not a chair.
John: So what's the new rule?
Marina: No daring Nine to do stupid things.
John: And why's that?
Nine, bitterly: ...Because I have no regard for personal or anyone's wellbeing.
John: Right.
Nine: Good news! I've successfully replaced all of my emotions with jokes!
Marina: Just heard automatic rifle fire outside.
Six: girls night!!!
Adam: I slept for almost sixteen hours but I might still be tired so let’s go for sixteen more just in case.
John: Adam, that’s a coma.
Adam: Sounds festive.
five: when i first met you, i did not like you.
nine: i'm aware of that.
five: but then you and i had some time together.
nine: uh-huh...?
five: it did not get better.
The students are safe and only a little bit tortured. I call that a win!
Nine, probably
Six: If you took a shot for every bad decision you made, how drunk would you be?
Sam: A little tipsy.
Nine: Wasted.
John: Dead.
Six: Do you value our friends? You should.
Six: Marina: $6
Six: Eight: $4
Six: John: $2
Six: Nine: -$7
Six: Ella: $5
John: Rude, but all of our friends are priceless in my eyes
Six: Yeah, well in mine they are worth $10 collectively.
[discussing methods of training the human garde]
lexa: It feels like you’re being a little harsh.
nine: Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh. I’ll turn it up
Eight: Change is inedible.
Marina: Don’t you mean inevitable?
Eight: *spits out a bunch of pennies*
Eight: I did not.
Nigel, leaving with Caleb, Ran, Taylor, Isabella, and Kopano: Professor Nine, we’re going out! If we don’t come back, avenge our deaths!
Nine calling from the other room: All right!
Six: Sam, you deserve an award for putting up with me.
Sam: You are my award.
Nine: John, you deserve an award for putting up with me.
John: Yeah, you're a real bitch sometimes