That TX Vixen @lorrizie - Tumblr Blog

some of u bitches r trying your hardest to stay positive and hopeful despite all the bullshit you’ve been going thru and it really shows and i’m proud of u

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Porn Lies

So… porn.

I love porn. I find it an incredible resource. I use it to learn, for stimulation, for a punchline in my blog.

I’m a 48-year old, relatively well-adjusted, educated woman who recognizes the purpose of porn in my life.

Do I think unlimited, free, 24-hour access to porn is a detriment to society as a whole?

You betcha.

Porn lies. Porn is not real.

I don’t care if you’re 12, 24, 21, 30, 50 or 75. Porn lies.

There are no set dressers in real life. No production assistants.

There is no one to clean up the mess when accidents happen – and Oh Sweet Baby Jesus! Accidents Happen! Nope. I do the laundry. I clean the shit. I clean the puke. We wash together. We have to wake up together and go to church. Sex is freaking MESSY. Porn is antiseptic and perfect and what?

Total fucking bullshit.

I’m rolling my eyes as I write this:

We fart, we wet fart, we shit. Things go into us, things go out of us… they don’t always smell so good coming out. Hell! I do my best, but after I enema, the timing isn’t right and then the liquid remains spurts out. Gah! The smells. Oh Lord. And you know what? Fuck that noise.

I love anal. I don’t think I should have to enema. Roll me over. Take me. And take your chances or use a condom. If it feels good for both of us we should just do it, and not worry about the shame. Porn lies.

No one’s ass looks like that. Porn is endless wax, and bleach and filters. It is eating gummy bears and endless enemas. Let me say it again for the cheap seats. PORN ISN’T REAL.

We are mammals. We have hair. It grows in the most inopportune places.

I do not visit the waxer every day. Truth be told, Crusoe is lucky if I visit every six weeks. It is expensive! It is time-consuming. I am a single parent with sole custody. A waxing appointment is relatively low on the priority list. Did I mention it is expensive? The woman I pay to wax my chocolate starfish drives a Mercedes SUV. I drive a Ford mom wagon. Hmm. Maybe I wasted my education.

Consider this: maybe your woman is trying to be healthy so she’s taking a probiotic. I hope you love her. Like, really love her and want her to be healthy. Because her shit does, in fact, stink. And is (how shall we say)… unpredictable. Love her anyway!

Why? Because she is your own personal porn star.

Am I writing too much about poop?

Why is it that poop is always the bottom’s responsibility? Somehow the shame is all on us?

Again, for the cheap seats: FUCK THAT NOISE.

Last I checked, Masters, Tops, Doms, Sirs…. They all poop too. As a matter of fact, I’m pretty sure that my nose and lips and mouth are right up in that orifice, so don’t act all surprised.

I have never (yes, I used the “n” word) farted in front of Crusoe. I’ve queefed, but that can’t be helped. I have never actually farted. The pain has been unbearable. Which is ridiculous!

He farts in front of me with wild abandon.

I should be able to just let one rip.

Alas, that’s a threshold I haven’t been able to cross.

For Pete’s Sake!!!

The ridiculousness of that sentence just hit home with me.

Good Lord.

I’m conjuring a modified rosary just for me: “Pray that she may fart in front of her Sir”

Pray for us sinners, one and all.

Oh – and porn lies.

crusoesampersand

I was searching for another post (damn you Tumblr search engine!) when I came across this gem.

A daily dose of reality.

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@his-queen-my-king very well said. Baby girl and I love anal. You know what? Sometimes I flip her Over on her stomach or bend her over and take her sweet asshole. Sex for us is rarely planned.

Whatever happens is normal human body function. She has no body fluids that prevent me from taking baby girl when I want her. I have also bathed in her blood.

She is an outstanding woman and has the same mindset about it as I do.

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@k1ng0fbeasts This is a great read. I do have the same mind set. We are Us. We are One. So why would anything come each others body both us. That’s what Unconditional Love is. The aftercare.. cleaning each other after is part of it.

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@his-queen-my-king let me add that porn gives unrealistic impressions that all women have long legs, thin waist and the perfect firm DD tits with nipples up high.

Their is the unreal expectations that a man should be tall, muscular, have 6 pack abs and 10 inch cock 3” in diameter.

It gives unreal expectations of how a man should treat a woman and what her capabilities are.

I look at porn here on tumblr and other places. I know it’s not real. I know how real men and women are supposed to look. I don’t let porn twist my mind into false expectations.

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@k1ng0fbeasts And with that ..You are the best I will ever have. You love me for my open mind. My willingness. Most of the Love I have to give to you. Your not going to see that in a Porn. The Aftercare we share will never be in a porn.

We are a LOVE story with a hole lot of Kink.

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Glorious!!! THIS IS GLORIOUS!!!

Plus working in a hospital setting, nothing can or will surprise me… I have seen about everything, except an elephant fly 😂

I’ve lost my sense of smell years ago working in the Petri dish of a hospital, there are some things you can’t unsmell lol. Also genitalia…. not all look, smell, or act the same lol given these are sick/dying folk, I’ve seen more T&A than a $2/night call girl. So I can confirm, porn is fake!!! It’s all scripted, casted, waxed and beautified…. but that doesn’t mean it’s still not enjoyable to view, especially with someone… then you get the idea to try out what you saw… and THEN there is that weird ride to the ER where you have to explain to this sweet 22yo nurse why you have some weird object connecting the two of you at the butt…. believe me, I’ve seen the X-rays 😂😂😂

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“Construct, within the heart, mystical cathedrals.”

— Iwan Gilkin, from “Litanies and Prayer,” written c. February 1885

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Hey, before 171218, wanted to thank you for #butts and generally being sex positive. I kind of got it into my head that seeking out and admiring attractive people doing sexy things was, well, not something you should do. But Tumblr helped change that. You introduced me to April O’Neil and Dita vonTease, and modeled a happy marriage that includes looking at sexy people doing sexy things. I’m going to miss that casual positivity on Monday.

You are describing what will be the worst thing to lose tomorrow: the community of kind and positive people who gathered here because it was, largely, safe for us. It’s interesting to know that, in the service of Vulture Capitalists and other 1%ers, Tumblr will drive away a substantial number of good people who happen to be sex-positive, who may be something other than CIS hetrosexuals, and their friends and loved ones who are here to be with them. It’s further interesting to note that, while Tumblr does this – by design – it is leaving every single hateful, racist, Nazi, white supremacist, incel, misogynist, cruel and destructive blog and their followers untouched.

There’s a strong and dangerous Libertarian ideology that runs deep in Silicon Valley that directly and indirectly supports actions that quite tellingly never affect CIS white hetero men, but have profoundly dangerous and harmful consequences for literally every other group of people.

Through actions like Tumblr’s upcoming ban that will (through post flagging) disproportionately affect LGBTQ people, like Jack Dorsey’s refusal to address the hate and white supremacy on Twitter, like Facebook’s decision to use right-wing anti-Semitic dogwhistles to deflect attention from its systemic privacy violations, like Reddit’s embrace of right-wing and white nationalist users, it is impossible to deny that the decision makers in the board rooms at the biggest social media platforms are at the very least sympathetic to the voices and ideas of white supremacists and misogynists, and at worst in total agreement with their positions. Every choice these people make moves what should be fringe voices and ideas further and further into the mainstream, while they marginalize and punish nonviolent voices that call for justice and equality.

Social media is broken and it’s the fault of the failed leaders at the main social media platforms, who will be remembered with disdain and contempt by history.

Wow ….. uh …. this answer sort of spun off into a rant, so let me bring it back to what you initially said: I don’t know Dita (though it would make my LIFE to meet her) but April is a very good friend of mine, and I love that you found her work, her nerdiness, and her awesomeness through this Tumblr thingy I run. I’m so sorry that you’re going to be losing a platform and a place where you felt at home and safe. I hope that those of us who stay can use our privilege to move Tumblr back to the place it was yesterday.

I’ll do my best to carry on casual positivity and as many #BUTTS as I can get away with.

dominantlife

There is mad group of us that have been at it to great a new home for ALL of us; cat meme folks, fandoms galore, PIRATES and yes, female-presenting nipples. Welcome to MojoFire!

We start alpha testing this week and then a limited beta. Join our Discord group where you can see all of our planning - we believe in transparency. Here is the invite link: https://discord.gg/BUDA9SN

Hope to see you there!

http://mojofire.com

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dominantlife

Don’t Panic!

The eve of the Tumblr deadline of December 17th is upon us. Here are some steps you can take to lessen the pain and anguish…

Back up your blog if you can. Here is a great tutorial on how to do that via Tumblr:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vFc4zFcAjFusIP1TM-zSB66OTqny-YaXrgdfD_j2Ya0/edit

If you are running windows and are handy at scripting, you can try TumblThree:

https://www.jzab.de/content/tumblthree

There is also TumblRipper that runs on the .NET framework:

http://www.zark.be/software/TumblRipper.html

Even if you have to use Chrome and save each of your webpages as a web archive, do it. Every little bit helps.

Most download rates for people trying to rescue their blogs directly from Tumblr is 40-50 KB/sec. It is pathetic. If that wasn’t enough, there may be evidence that Tumblr is banning IP addresses. Another thing you might want to try is a VPN. Here is a good link to get you started:

https://www.privateinternetaccess.com/pages/how-it-works/

Lastly, signup for MojoFire.

MojoFire is the new micro-blogging platform for both users and communities to post their favorite media and creativity. We’re the online home for everyone to connect and share.

http://mojofire.com

It is gonna be OK.