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@losemysenses
You’d think more than a year after this interaction, people would learn to stop asking female cosmonauts sexist questions. And yet, here we are. Russia is sending an all-female group into space — and not only were they just asked how they’d get by without makeup, but what they’d do without men. They shut it down just as quickly.
Women that are at the pinnacle of health and intelligence, and at the forefront of science, and they are asked about their hair. Fucking pathetic.
“He’s a 57 year old fuckwit. He shot – he is – he shot three people at an abortion clinic, ‘cause he was pro life. How can you be pro life and shoot someone?” – Russell Howard on the man who attacked an abortion clinic in Colorado. [x]
I would like to share this beautiful passage with all of you, it’s long, but worth it. And I swear to god I didn’t alter any of this.
….
Her long hair, still wet from the shower, had been combed down her back in a wet swath. Hilda was sitting on the floor, her round, wet boobs still wet from the shower’s water. She dried off the water with a towel, which then became wet.
Hilda gasped when she saw a reflection in her bedroom mirror: through the slightly open door, she caught a glimpse of the chiseled abs and square jaw of the mysterious stranger who shared her cabin. She stood and spun around, her breasts swinging heavily with the momentum. She grabbed the door and flung it open, revealing shirtless Torolf (which is seriously his name) quivering with desire in the hallway.
Torolf was ashamed at being caught, but his shame made him even hotter – hotter for sex. He stepped into the room, and his bulging abs accidentally smushed into Hilda’s rich chest.
As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm. “Hilda,” Torolf murmured thickly, his throbbing meat wand pressing against Hilda’s warm thighs. “There is a secret I need to not tell you: You are my forbidden desire.”
Hilda had been waiting to hear these words. Her heart was lifted on golden wings and soared toward a radiant sun of perfect joy. She saw herself and Torolf happy together, bathed in the golden light of love. Her snooch got all warm, too.
“Torolf,” Hilda moaned, her lush teats straining with desire. “I need you.” Torolf, coarse abs pulsing softly in the moonlight, stood silently. Hilda looked at him expectantly. “Oh, sorry,” she added. “Torolf, I need you – sexually.”
At hearing those beautiful words, Torolf flexed his rough-hewn abs and Hilda found herself being guided to her soft bed by the sheer force of Torolf’s undulating midsection. She parted her thighs in anticipation, exposing the soft pink petals of her clunge.
Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.
Hilda clutched at the bedsheets with lust and ecstasy and her hands. Her spongy love mountains hurled to and fro with each pounding. Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.
Then Torolf moaned, arched his back, and suffered from dick Parkinson’s. He pumped in all of his hot pearlescent sperms as Hilda spasmed with so many orgasms!
The two lay still for a moment as the stinky scent of lovemaking billowed around the room. Hilda got out of bed, still shimmering with orgasm. She glowed with contentment, like a cat who ate the cream of the crop.
She walked across the room and picked up her towel, still wet with shower water. “Torolf,” she said softly, “there’s something I have to tell you…”
But her bed was empty.
Torolf was gone, escaped out the bedroom window. In the distance, Hilda heard the fading sound of galloping abs.
….
DICK
ANEURYSM
GALLOPING ABS
Who told this lady she could write?
Why did she ever stop?
IT GETS WORSE THE FURTHER IN THE PASSAGE YOU GO OMG
I will read this in Kermit the Frog’s voice
“Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it” someone put that on a shirt for me
mii-makes-art
“entered her like she was a lottery”
I. Am. Dying.
“Her snooch got all warm too”
I now demand everyone referred to my tits as ‘spongy love mountains’. Thank you, Sandra Hill.
HOLY JESUS. I did not believe a word of this, so I WENT TO HER WEBSITE.
Y’all.
Y’ALL.
TIME TRAVELING NAVY SEALS. It’s SO FUCKING TERRIBLE. I have legitimately NO WORDS. First the band of merry seamen:
His buddies surrounded him in his bedroom, trying to change his mind about leaving. Not just Cage, but also Lt. (jg) Zach “Pretty Boy” Floyd, an ex‑race car driver. And Chief Petty Officer Sylvester “Sly” Sims, a big black dude from Harlem; he hated terrorists with a passion and channeled that zeal through SEAL operations as a munitions expert. There was also Lt. (jg) Jacob Mendoza, JAM, ex-Jesuit priest; and Ensign Merrill “Geek” Good, a young computer prodigy. Geek was a Smee, or subject matter expert, although he had seen some active duty. He was the only ring knocker among them, being a Naval Academy grad
La la la shit I didn’t read because it was so fucking terrible… and then:
So it was that a team of six Navy SEALs decided to go back in time to the eleventh century Norselands. They would never be the same.
I feel SO MUCH BETTER about my writing, this is like a blessing from heaven.
No… these have got to be parody books. Someone explain this to me. This woman has published DOZENS of books and I’ve never heard of parody romance. SOMEONE EXPLAIN.
Oh my GOD
WAIT A MINUTE
Oh my God
@camerakat @fire-at-willl rip
How homophobes should be treated honestly.
I love how she knows as soooon as his earrings come off, it’s goin motha fuckin doooown!
“Tip your waitress”
LAWD HAMMERCY I NEED TO START LOOKING AT THIS LOL
Lafayette is perfect!
THIS DRAGGING WAS LEGENDARY
Waking up like
relatable
Up, not down.
Fed up with life and the shitty people around me and the shitty situations I'm in. Time to be an adult and let go of what's bringing me down. #Idon'tneedya'llanyway
This woman confronts racism in the funniest way possible.
YESSSSSSS
daling daling
is this the obama?????
THEY REALLY PLAYING THIS AT CLUBS
GOD!
JESUS FHCIRST
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kid (after unwrapping the avocado): “it’s an avocado! thanks!”
sailorstoner u
I love avocados
THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT EVER
i lost my glow stick and i was ready to cry but then i turned off the lights and found it because it was glowing i am so fcking smart stephen hawking got nothing on me