LOSERBEAM

schadenfreudelicious

[dirty-fake-bitches]

[fucklovepayme]

I want to be able to say this in an argument

[loserbeam]

Imagine choosing this font for subtitles

[sidnugget]

Math jokes aren’t funny. nothing about math is funny. math is a sin

[vintgememry]

Attn @loserbeam

[loserbeam]

Math is not a joke!!!

[anxietyproblem]

[loserbeam]

A mood

[chaotic-awesome]

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

[loserbeam]

y'all measure?

[insomniac-arrest]

The Sliding Scale of Gay Math Competence

contrary to popular belief, Gays can do math, but only at MAX CAPACITY, you can either invent the laws of gravity or you can cry over fractions 

there is no in between

[insomniac-arrest]

this is… the fairest call out I’ve ever received 

you are like, incredibly correct

[vintgememry]

@loserbeam is this true?

[loserbeam]

Yep!

[vintgememry]

awkyyyy but i think the guy ur thinkin of doesnt luv like u bc than y wuld he spend weekens wid his exgf nd stuff she likes him ik he still sleep w her nd calls her every day nd still says he luvs her i culd show you some screenshots i took nd she send me if u don beleive me 😽

Please, do

[loserbeam]

I would like to buy a vowel, Alex

[andrewbreitel]

reblog if ur a disgusting piece of shit

[snoopingasusualisee]

wallace and gromit american dub

[wayslidecool]

yo gromit this bread slaps

[loserbeam]

Why do cooking blogs always launch off like "I can't make these pancakes without thinking of my mother. Cancer is unkind, but her smile never was." Shit Debbie, I'm just making breakfast.

[punkjabi]

i am terrified of how the live-action ms marvel show is going to look like. kamala is a brown pakistani muslim. her best friend is a brown turkish hijabi. her sister-in-law is a black niqabi. scarlett johansen is only one woman she can’t parent trap this whole thing together!

[loserbeam]

I'm at roughly the same body fat percentage between these pics. I've gained 18 lbs of muscle in the past 6 months.

... what the fuck! Am I good at this????

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

remember that catfish episode where she catfished her cousin bc he called her a fat ass kelly price 3 years ago

[thotbrey]

[moomootootoob-deactivated202311]

You know what else she did, she bloody did a horror movie plot twist, where she called the show to investigate whomever was cat fishing her cousin, so basically everyone that they were investigating to the cat fish was a red herring by her, leading to the climax of the episode where it was revealed that she was the one cat fishing him lol

[valteuil-deactivated20160725]

Gone Girl (2014), David Fincher

[loserbeam]

This episode changed me

[transjemder]

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

[poorlytimed-deactivated20190607]

conversation 1: cheese borger

conversation 2: that’s why I think I’m so afraid of making myself vulnerable, because my father taught me I couldn’t ever truly trust anyone

[loserbeam]

Read me for filth tho

[bob-belcher]

[loserbeam]

These are exactly a year and a week apart. I've gained 15 lbs of muscle...and some fat. Bye abs!

It's been a really tough year, leaving New York, a job I liked, friends I love like family, and landing straight on my face in LA. I'm only just getting my legs back under me. But I wanna appreciate what I have accomplished, even if it feels like meathead nonsense. Even though I'm not getting what I want out of life, I've taken the opportunity to put in the work, get educated about fitness, and to suck my own dick about it, get really spectacular results considering I'm doing it completely on my own.

I have an income again and I'm building back to having full autonomy in my life. I'll be straightening out my diet in the next few weeks and going from enormous amoeba to super saiyan Gohan. If you think my shirtlessness is gratuitous now, ho boy just wait.

[bransonreese]

I looked at your store and I couldn't find the simpsons porn shirt :(

20th Century Fox issued a c&d for that one which is fair.

[loserbeam]

wait so they made Simpson's porn illegal?

[positivelyg4y]

[loserbeam]

I'm bigger than the United States economy???? Then why am I broke