americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french
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americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french
Real Name: Prototype jack
Street Name: P.jack
Birthplace: I was built in russiaa
Origin: JUst a guy trying to be a buddy in a world that's been totally screwed over by greed+no mindfulness
Age: 7 years old
Blood Type: Gasoline
Height: 235 cm
Weight: 185 kg
Hair Color: Going bald
Eye Color: Glwoign red when im mad or crazy
Occupation: Robot prototype
Marital Status: Single
Likes: Pre rolls, built jock twunks, orange mad dog
Dislikes: Hate across the world
Hobbies: Thinking about world problems and possible soluions
Fav quote: History isn't written by the losers
absolutely looosssinggg it. i'm so obsessed with movies which portray the woman MC in a highly specific job because the writers clearly think it's like "off-beat" and "quirky" but have no idea how the field works whatsoever.
i decided to try a romcom i somehow missed i the 2000s 'head over heels' and i got 3 and a half minutes in and we're introduced to the lonely MC with bad taste in men as evidenced by her extremely short list of ex boyfriends, including her first boyfriend when she was 11 or something because i guess that's still relevant in her adult life.
so she's resigned herself to never finding love and prefers to ignore men to focus all her energy into her career.
this job is immediately presented as though it's for spinsters with no hope of ever finding a man.
the mc's lesbian bestie (whose first line involves her being scolded for being too sexual in the workplace, but moving on) points out their colleagues as evidence that they're doomed to a romance-less, sexless life if they don't switch up their shared career path. the colleagues are three old women, so-dubbed "the menopause triplets":
these women are presented as if they have no idea what's going on at any given moment. this is 2001, and presumably this is an entry level job requiring low effort and no experience.
then their boss bursts into the room, unceremoniously bumping a large painting into the door jam and walls, announcing that it's a new project for our MC.
our MC is thrilled to see the painting. apparently it's a light in the daily slog at her dreary job for loser women with nothing going on in their lives.
And that job is? Conservator of paintings (specializing in Renaissance) at the New York City Metropolitan Museum of Art.
The painting being handled like an old couch on its way to the curb?
The Bacchanal of the Andrians by Titian.
Her lesbian colleague who is presumably also a a highly trained & skilled curator finds it depressing that the MC is so excited about the painting.
it's a quirk unique to this MC that she cares so much about paintings, in her department at the metropolitan museum of art, where her colleagues find all that art business rather dreary. because we all know that's what conservators in extremely competitive museum positions are like.
I'm not saying there can't be lifelong love in here somewhere but I also just feel like the monogamous heterosexual marriage you're fantasizing about isn't necessarily best represented by the bacchanal. and that's okay. but i do stand by that.
Being an adult will having you freezing foods you didn’t even think were possible to freeze
These two having a normal one in babymetal’s youtube comment section
dave and busters what the fuck is a sticky creebler
First of all put some respect on my name
Planet Suckulon 5 has declared war on Earth
i do wish the response to the ai water usage concern debate (umm actually the water and mineral usage is roughly equivalent to all of our other constantly growing massive distributed information systems that require enormous amounts of resource extraction etc etc etc) was less of a "haha checkmate luddites" and more of a "hmm maybe we should reevaluate our usage of constantly growing massive distributed information systems that require enormous amounts of resource extraction" but idk
when a car that's busted up doesn't use their turn signal. did you learn anything
me: [stumbling downstairs in the trance of having been reading the same thing for 4-5 hours] I just finished reading a YA horror novel about a boarding school in interwar England. I think the ghost was the British Empire.
husband: [nodding] it happens sometimes
Vitruvian Ditto.
Day 20 of drawing Ditto...
these are getting weird
there arent enough drop-dead gorgeous gals in my neck of the woods what listen to race records STOP its become a right quagmire STOP a man like myself would have to skip town to find a marriagable woman with whom i could sit side-by-side and listen to Jelly Roll Morton on the player piano STOP passing back and forth a big ass opium cigar STOP I need this in my life STOP
only things related to those shows i'll ever want to or need to see