ayyyy lmao

I'm Lexi & tbh I'm a babe™

[inahiddenplace]

i literally wear the same three outfits every week i’m only a tier or two above a cartoon character it makes me sad

[rockhardgeologist]

[dogsuggest]

Baby dog has huge feets!? Born With so much love for you already, has to be stored in The Toes

[partylikeits2007]

[rachelsgreen]

[funnylime]

[warmbun]

me: *wailing dramatically while wandering the halls of my dark mansion in a long black chiffon dressing gown with a black feather trim that trails behind me about a foot over a simple and elegant black silk slip dress, holding a fully lit candelabra and leaving a trail of wax drippings on my hardwood floors*

my spouse: *turns on the hall light* we fucking talked about this

[maryjblige]

View this post on Instagram

https://instagram.com/p/BGuNSlExt0E/

[dlubes]

“that’ll be 120 dollars”

[scootsenshi]

21.73 and a whole party can enjoy

[witchjock-deactivated20221208]

My freshmen year roommate was a complete fucking disaster but he would throw parties and everyone would pass out in our living room and every morning I left for class at 7am I would just get little choruses of “have fun at class, good luck” from hungover stoners and let me tell you, as someone who thrives off attention and positive reinforcement, this setup really worked for me

[fuks]

[lonely-and-the-infinite-sadness]

[noblewrot]

Trump posted this. This is his way of admitting he is a loser with no class

[wanksclub-deactivated20141104]

*15 years old boy voice* alcohol

[knownhoe]

alcohol

[help-mywife]

Help, my wife is my phone background and my phone keeps running out of battery bc I can’t stop turning it on to look at her

[sapphicfangirls]

[ithelpstodream]

[cor-cordiums]

2015: A Year in #BlackExcellence

[aimlessme]

Tweet of the night

[rachreilly-deactivated20140905]

when someone tries to spill the truth tea but you’re not ready to be scalded