Hobey-Ho, Let's Go

Welcome to our little trans-dimensional joyride, folks. My name's Seeker, your friendly controller and a heck of a paleontologist if I do say so myself. But let's not talk about me, let's talk about you and how you can help me make history. Hobey-Ho, Let's Go.

[minisokka]

[cartographerswithoutborders]

My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.

[leafcrunch]

this is honestly the best post on the entire fucking internet

[carnelianfoxx]

bionicle be like: ah shit we gotta wake up god. god is dead. god is awake but evil. god is on another planet. god is fighting evil god. evil god is dead and the other god is too. the end

[pitbolshevik]

"sexualizing or fantasizing about real people is bad" is still my favorite tumblr opinion

[abortionado]

this might've been twitter but i'd like to remind everyone of the subsequent 400 IQ take, "you should ask people for consent before masturbating to the thought of them"

[pitbolshevik]

WHAT

[brainscrewz]

i think i saw that tweet actually! they said specifically that witchy and spiritual people KNOW you're getting off to them and you should ask first lmao. if that's not projecting idk what is

[pitbolshevik]

this is making my brain short circuit

[subconscious-realm]

No. Yes we do know, i receive nasty disturbing visions out of nowhere and when i walk past them again i instantly know as well as them from their facial language. but if they are hot then yes i enjoy it and its not really bad but You Should At Least Ask Psychic Permission beforehand please.....

[pitbolshevik]

i would love to study you

[letmefixthatforyou]

I mean from a witchy perspective, if you know someone has fantasised about you just from walking past them, then that's your fault for not erecting proper psychic wards. It's not some random stranger's responsibility to deal with you projecting your psyche everywhere

[pitbolshevik]

how did this post turn into this what the fuck is happening

[wagamaggot]

[laughoutloud-club]

We’d all be witches lets be honest

[hell-much]

Stairs in my brother’s guest room.

Fuck getting up them drunk.

Trying to get down, when hungover, still drunk and you really have to pee. That’s when they get you.

[homopower]

Home architects really woke up one day and chose violence.

[queenvtheconqueror]

That is the kind of architect i wanted to be

[avatarkorrastuff]

Airbender kids in The Legend of Korra: Turf Wars (Part 2)

[starrypawz]

This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable

[sleepy-shark]

In Elmo’s voice: “I only had three lines!”

[mydesignispeople]

Okay but please watch the whole video. It’s just over a minute.

1. Robin Williams making off-the-cuff jokes that are definitely not Sesame Street appropriate.

2. The slow zoom in on Elmo’s face at the end.

3. Robin Williams

[ladofletters]

[working link]

[weasley-detectives]

Robins Williams’ laughter in the background is the most heartwarming, mood lifting thing I have ever heard.

[theimprobabledreamersworld]

This is literally the best thing to see first thing after I wake up 😊

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

High-octane teaser for Godzilla the Ride: Giant Monsters Ultimate Battle, coming to Seibu-en on May 19.

[mynintendonews]

Pokémon Sword and Shield has been updated to version 1.3.2

Pokémon Sword and Shield has been updated to version 1.3.2 #Repost

Believe it or not, Pokémon Sword and Shield hasen’t been updated in months. In fact, the last time that Pokémon Sword and Shield had been updated was in December of 2020, a couple of months after The Crown Tundra DLC had released. Well, 5 months later, the update drought has ended. A brand new update for Pokémon Sword and Shield released earlier tonight, bringing the pair of games to version…

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[mynintendonews]

Rumour: New 3D or 2.5D Donkey Kong game being developed by Super Mario Odyssey team

Rumour: New 3D or 2.5D Donkey Kong game being developed by Super Mario Odyssey team

A juicy rumour is doing the rounds this afternoon which suggests that Nintendo’s internal development team are taking over the beloved Donkey Kong series and are busy readying a new 3D or 2.5D Donkey Kong game. The game is apparently being developed by the Super Mario Odyssey developers over at Nintendo EPD. Retro Studios currently have their hands full developing the next game in the Metroid…

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[pathologising]

media is evil don't look at images or read words of fiction because you'll die

[noahnomore]

[peebongmoved]

hnnnnggggrhhh *grunt* *grunt*

[pseudomantis]

we should start giving testosterone to ants

[cock]

tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

[luftwaffel-deactivated20131125]

who did you have to kill to get that URL

[pissvortex]

[thyrell]

"ooh you hate cops but who are you gonna call when you get robbed?" uhhhhh your moms house? a great tragedy has befallen me and i need to have sex immediately