Not all who wander are lost

I'm Nimue, also known as the Lady of the Lake. Come and talk to me if you wish, it's been a while it's I've had any visitors. ((OC rp blog based off of the Arthurian legend.))

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this post includes dialogue spoilers for  DEADPOOL 2.  you’ve been warned.

           feel free to change pronouns / wording !

❝ what a dick ! ❞

❝ i took a catnap on twelve hundred gallons of high test fuel. ❞

❝ i’m gonna touch them all over. ❞

❝ i don’t speak cantonese. ❞

❝ i don’t bargain, pumpkin fucker. ❞

❝ do not go in there ! ❞

❝ oh god ! time out, time out ! ❞

❝ too exotic ? ❞

❝ i got blood right in my open eye ! ❞

❝ i’m so glad i left the kiddos at home. ❞

❝ that babysitter of yours is high as fuck right now. ❞

❝ every good family film starts with a vicious murder, bambi, the lion king, saw seven. ❞

❝ listen, confidence isn’t something you have it’s something you create. ❞

❝ start the fucking car ! ❞

❝ i shit my pants. ❞

❝ i want to belong to something. ❞

❝ i want to become a contract killer. ❞

❝ i can’t wait to never speak of this. ❞

❝ oh, well that’s - that’s just the most beautiful thing i’ve ever - i don’t know what this is. ❞

❝ can you hear me ? ❞

❝ kids, they give a chance to be better than we are, better than we used to be. ❞

❝ you are a lot smarter than i look. ❞

❝ thank god i didn’t have t’ use the cream cheese speader. ❞

❝ go home, you’ve been here for three days. ❞

❝ you know what FINE stands for ? fucked up, insecure, needy and emotional. ❞

❝ don’t you know how t’ knock ? ❞

❝ i thought you saw me with your ears. ❞

❝ can’t really live ‘til we’ve died a little. ❞ 

❝ what in the fuck knuckles is this ? ❞

❝ should’ve brought my rape whistle. ❞

❝ first off, i’m not even a virgin. ❞

❝ you always make it hard. ❞

❝ like beyoncé says, please, please stop cheating on me. ❞

❝ come quietly, or there will be trouble. ❞

❝ put your hands behind your knees and get down on your head, now ! ❞

❝ rules are meant to be broken. ❞ 

❝ those guys hurt you ? ❞

❝ i fight for what’s right. ❞

❝ you’re so dark ! are you sure you’re not from the dc universe ? ❞

❝ we need a secret code. ❞

❝ am i gettin’ catfished here or ? ❞

❝ isn’t that a little derivative ? ❞

❝ you’ve been chosen by a higher power. ❞

❝ never underestimate a man with a moustache. ❞

❝ he’s going in through the back ! oh god, he’s inside ! ❞

❝ i’d ask who you are but you’ll be dead in a second. ❞

❝ ooh. somebody knows … karate. ❞

❝ something is so terribly, terribly wrong. ❞

❝ i should’ve worn my white pants. ❞ 

❝ i’m gonna rip you in half now. ❞

❝ you’re not the revenge type. ❞

❝ wha’d’ you want me t’ say, huh ? ❞

❝ what’s ________ got that i don’t have ? ❞

❝ all i told him was everything he wanted to know. ❞

❝ is this apartment listed on tinder ? grindr ? ❞

❝ well, that’s just lazy writing. ❞ 

❝ you remind me of my wife. ❞

❝ so what’s it gonna be, handsome ? ❞

❝ and that, is why you never eat a raw starfish. it’s just common sense. ❞

❝ i will bathe in the blood of your enemies. ❞

❝ boom ! spoiler alert. ❞

❝ i’m a grower, not a shower. ❞

❝ you should never meet your heroes because honestly, he’s a bit of a dick. ❞

❝ i don’t deserve your friendship, or your help. ❞

❝ damn it feels good t’ be a gangster ! ❞

❝ it’s not a great analogy. ❞

❝ i told you i care about you. ❞

❝ i don’t wanna die without an audience. ❞

❝ is there a knife in my dick ? ❞

❝ what the fuck is dubstep ? ❞

[thatantisocialbitch]

[lilgivenchyprincess]

[assortedrpmemes]

Thought-Provoking Headcanon Meme

Send a symbol and I’ll answer the question about my muse. (Or answer in character. Whatever works for you!)

⛔️ - How does your muse react to others breaking the law? If they would do it themselves, what is their reasoning? 🚑 - If your muse was the only person around and someone was injured, would they help? Would they have the experience needed? 💸 - What does your muse think of wealthy people? Do they resent them, or do they believe they earned what they have? 🆘 - What does your muse think of poor people? Do they think they’re a waste of space, or do they want to help them? 📩 - Does your muse prefer to physically write letters or send them online? What is their reasoning? 📢 - Does your muse have a loud personality or a quiet one? Do they enjoy being the center of attention, or would they rather watch and listen? 📊 - How does your muse feel about the state of the world? Could it be better? Could it be worse? 👨 - What is your muse’s relationship like with their father? Is it good, bad, or complicated? 👩 - What is your muse’s relationship like with their mother? Is it good, bad, or complicated? 👧 - What is your muse’s relationship like with their siblings? Who do they get along with best? 👶 - If they have any, what is your muse’s relationship like with their children? Do they feel like they’re a good parent? 👻 - Does your muse believe in an afterlife? What do they think it’s like? ⏰ - Does your muse feel like they need to do things quickly or do they take their time? ⌛️ - How often does your muse think about death? Do they think about it at all? 🔗 - What are your muse’s standards for meaningful relationships? How quickly do they form relationships like these? 🚹 - How would your muse react to losing their father? How would they cope? 🚺 - How would your muse react to losing their mother? How would they cope? 🚼 - How would your muse react to losing a child? How would they cope? 💧 - How would your muse react to losing a best friend? How would they cope? 💔 - How would your muse react to losing a romantic partner? How would they cope? 🐜 - How does your muse feel about animal lives? Do they treat them the same way they’d treat a person, or do they feel they’re inferior? 🌎 - Does your muse want to change the world? How would they go about it? 🎭 - How does your muse handle their emotions? Do they bottle them up or pour them out as soon as they start to feel? 💋 - How does your muse feel about people who cheat? Do they see a reason for it, or is it completely immoral? 🌠 - Would your muse make a wish on a star? If so, what would they wish for? 🎁 - Does your muse celebrate their birthday? If yes, how do they celebrate? If no, why not? 🍟 - How does your muse feel about their body? Would they change it if they could? 💅 - How does your muse feel about gender roles? Do they conform to them, or do they play by their own rules? 🌺 - Does your muse have a favorite flower? Why do they like it?

[harrypotterhousequotes]

SLYTHERIN:

”Everybody’s playing the game, but nobody’s rules are the same.” 

–Tim Rice (Florence Vassy: Chess: Nobody’s Side)

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

I have a little dagger of contempt and severity hidden up my sleeve.

Virginia Woolf, from “The Waves,” (via violentwavesofemotion)

[crypticdatesuggestions]

I have a crush on the ocean

She’s powerful, endless, and full of monsters??? Just my type

[kippen-dealer]

I broke my rules for you, isn’t that enough?

(via karmadunutte)

[t-hy-lla]

[protectivesuggestions]

“I will do anything for you” is not a promise I make lightly.

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*   salem    sentence    starters  .

trigger warnings may apply,   feel free to change pronouns as needed.

❝ If I enter Hell, you will spare the world your degradation? ❞

❝ Nothing can stop the plan my dark lord has for this world.. ❞

❝ Don’t you want to spare that pitiful whore an agonizing death? ❞

❝ How did we come to be here right now? How is this possible? ❞

❝ You would save every life in [ PLACE ], even the life of your true love. ❞

❝ I don’t know whether to kill her or kiss her. ❞

❝ Do you remember what I told you? All those years ago, that vow I made… ❞

❝ You said you’d come back for me. ❞

❝ They say a point that some things are worth waiting for. ❞

❝ For once, prove yourself worthy of her love. Save her. ❞

❝ I know. Terrible. Awful. Evil incarnate. ❞

❝ I was the perfect wife and yet you still preferred the company of a whore. ❞

❝ Whatever your hatred for me do not let that be hatred for all. ❞

❝ Please…please let me out of here before it is too late. ❞

❝ You and I both know what a dissolute weakling you really are. ❞

❝ But when I release you, you will have the chance to be that great man. ❞

❝ Blind me if you will. I can track and kill you in the darkest night! ❞

❝ I will not be your angel doll a second longer, even if I could. ❞

❝ You shameless hypocrite! You…who persecuted and executed so many innocents. ❞

❝ You…who murdered your own father. You…who sang the worst sin of all is a lie. ❞

❝ You lied to everyone, or is lying merely another privilege reserved for men?! ❞

❝ I don’t know. I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know. ❞

❝ Perhaps killing him took what life I had left? ❞

❝ Perhaps I returned to the grave they took me from? ❞

❝ He calls to me. Do you hear him?! He talks to me. ❞

❝ You would damn generations to hell on earth because of your own bitter heart?! ❞

❝ I would turn the earth into a bitter desert in the very image of my heart! ❞

❝ Tell me you don’t enjoy his touch. ❞

❝ I cannot command my body, but my heart felt nothing. ❞

❝ It curdled inside me every time he touched me. ❞

❝ I had to endure it and beg for more.  ❞

❝ Perhaps you’re right; I should know more about humanity. ❞

❝ We use nonsense to make sense. ❞

❝ You stole the life from inside me. ❞

❝ Lie for your own ear’s sake. You and I both know what kind of creature you truly are! ❞

❝ If that is what your hatred tastes like, I look forward to your love. ❞

❝ Do they make love in hell? ❞

❝ You’ll owe me for cleaning up your mess…and congratulations. ❞

❝ All is fair in love and war, if there’s really any difference. ❞

❝ You think a few rotten vines can hold me? ❞

❝ Once, you were the source of [ NAME ] power. Not anymore! ❞

❝ You’ve never understood the real meaning of sacrifice nor its power. ❞

❝ Every end must have its beginning. ❞

❝ Trust me, [ NAME ]. This baby is as important to me as it is to you. ❞

❝ We were then as are now: fearsome engines of wrath. ❞

❝ I could make love better as a corpse than you in your prime. ❞

❝ Give her what she wants before she even knows what she wants. ❞

❝ You are in greater danger than we could have known. ❞

❝ That’s madness. What could I possibly do that an army cannot? ❞

❝ Your love still sleeps like we all once slept in our mother’s womb. ❞

❝ I could’ve killed you, or wiped your memory and left you a blank state. ❞

❝ Hate is just a shadow of love; where there is one, the other is sure to follow. ❞

❝ So let them hang me! So long as they believe, I will tell them all. ❞

❝ I couldn’t have demanded it if you hadn’t the strength, but you do. ❞

❝ Well they picked the wrong witch, and the wrong woman. ❞

❝ I shall prove to them that truly, hell hath no fury like THIS woman scorned. ❞

❝ How long I’ve waited for you to say those words. ❞

❝ I thought I’d have to watch you die right there. ❞

❝ What have you done to me now, queen of bitches? ❞

❝ Run as far and as fast as you may, [ NAME ]. You can never escape. ❞

❝ I made that boy’s body, only I can unmake it. ❞

❝ If I succeed, we will have all the time in the world. ❞

❝ If I fail, then at least I felt your love in me once before the darkness fell. ❞

❝ I, as much as anyone, put you in this grave. And now, I must drag you from it. ❞

❝ My love for you rules all that I do. ❞

❝ If this is your love, I hope never to see your hate. ❞

❝ Your wishful mind promised you all those things. ❞

❝ I promised you to return the beauty for which you were born. ❞

❝ They have tried and failed to build the kingdom of heaven here on earth, it is our turn. ❞

❝ I, too, am capable of unconditional love. ❞

❝ Witches are the very embodiment of evil. ❞

❝ So why can’t I use my power for good? To make the world a better, fairer place. ❞

❝ Where is he? What have you done with the boy? ❞

❝ How about you leave me well enough and far alone. ❞

❝ You’re being cruel. I thought you wanted me? ❞

❝ Wanted you? No one has ever wanted you. Not your own father. ❞

❝ I never longed for power, I longed for love. ❞

❝ With every breath we take, we betray somebodies trust.. ❞

❝ I wonder when you’d come. Believe it or not, I am glad you survived. ❞

❝ You would have me speak words of love while you destroy him. ❞

❝ What kind of a world would have demons, but no angels? ❞

❝ You’re all fornicators; screwing each other every day of the week. ❞

❝ This is vile blasphemy and you will hang for it. ❞

❝ Go on then, hang me! Hang me! Done died on those stocks years ago. ❞

❝ You all so busy looking for where the evil came from, you brought it with you. ❞

❝ Do you ever speak anything but threats? ❞

❝ I will delight in destroying what you hold most dear. ❞

❝ Shall I trust a wasp not to sting? ❞

❝ Your mind is deeper, your words are truer and your heart far more pure. ❞

❝ Do not let my failures be yours. And, know this, I love you. ❞

❝ My heart? You’re welcome to it but it might be a little bitter for taste. ❞

❝ Dear [ NAME ], did you really think I’d let you lay a hand on me? ❞

❝ Now this is awkward, you being her with your ex and your next . ❞

❝ The look of open affection and gratitude in your face is repayment enough. ❞

❝ I know how our story ends. It ends like this…and they lived happily ever after. ❞

❝ I must have misplaced them, perhaps in the same dark cabinet where you keep your morals. ❞

❝ I will find you and keep you alive long enough for you to see me take my first bite out of your heart. ❞

❝ The human body is a pitiful sack of blood, piss and water. I fear in your case, mostly piss. ❞

[theprincessbard]

The Princess and the Smuggler - A Fairy Tale

Heir to a conquered kingdom, a young princess escapes on a smugglers ship to find safety. She plans to return and reclaim her kingdom and take the crown. A stubborn captain takes on more than he bargains for in the equally stubborn passenger. Is it worth the gold? 

When the secret of her identity is revealed and he knows she wishes to face the threat of death for the sake of her people, will he simply unload his cargo and sail away?

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MILK  &  HONEY                POETRY  RP  STARTERS  BY  RUPI  KAUR. PART 1.   FEEL  FREE  TO  MODIFY  PRONOUNS.

❛    we  are  capable  of  love  but  choose  to  be  toxic.   ❜  ❛    you  have  a  sadness  living  in  places  sadness  shouldn’t  live. ❜ ❛    i’m  difficult  to  forget  and  not  easy  for  the  mind  to  follow.  ❜ ❛    you  are  a  war.   ❜      ❛    every  revolution  starts  and  ends  with  his  lips.   ❜ ❛    the  truth  is..  you  make  me  speechless  ❜ ❛    he  makes  my  tongue  so  weak  it  forgets  what  language  to  speak  in.  ❜ ❛    what  drives  you  crazy?  what  keeps  you  up  at  night?  ❜ ❛    so  that’s  what  you  do..  you  command  attention.  ❜ ❛    you  look  like  you  smell  of  honey  and  no  pain.  ❜       ❛    i  always  get  myself  into  this  mess.  ❜ ❛    i’m  a  dreamer  and  that  will  be  the  death  of  me.  ❜ ❛    you  were  so  distant.  i  forgot  you  were  there  at  all.  ❜ ❛    don’t  mistake  salt  for  sugar.  if  he  wants  to  be  with  you.. he will.  ❜        ❛    you  were  temptingly  beautiful       but  stung  when  i  got  too  close.  ❜ ❛    don’t  come  here  with  expectations  and  try  to  make  a  vacation  out  of  me.  ❜ ❛    the  thing  worth  holding  on  would  of  never  let  go.  ❜ ❛    love  made  the  danger  in  you  look  like  safety.  ❜ ❛    i  don’t  grieve..  i  shatter.  ❜        ❛    when  i’m  angry,  i  don’t  yell        i  burn.  ❜ ❛    we  began  with  honesty.  let  us  end  in  it,  too.  ❜ ❛    your  voice  alone  drives  me  to  tears.  ❜ ❛    like  a  broken  promise..  let  it  go.  ❜ ❛    our  backs  tell  stories  no  books  have  have  the  spine  to  carry.  ❜   ❛    you  were  a  dragon  long  before  he  came  around  and  said  you  could  fly.  you  will  remain  a  dragon  long  after  he’s  left.  ❜ ❛    the  world  gives  you  so  much  pain,  and  here  you  are  making  gold  out  of  it.  ❜      ❛    you  split  me  open  in  the  most  honest  way  there  is.  ❜

[antagxnized1-deactivated2023071]

THOSE FOREHEAD TOUCHES WHERE THE PERSON GRABS THE BACK OF YOUR NECK TO ANCHOR YOU IN PLACE ARE SO IMPORTANT.

[couture--princess]

Dior

[resourcesinblue]

DEATHLESS.

the following prompts were taken from the novel deathless by catherynne m. valente, an american novelist & poet. the novel was loosely based on the tale of koschei the deathless, incorporating other elements of russian mythology, & setting it against the backdrop of the russian revolution. feel free to change the pronouns / prompts as you see fit, but be warned – below the cut, it’s quite long !

❛ the service of your body is not yours to give as you please. ❜

❛ you probably won’t survive. ❜

❛ go. run. don’t look behind you. ❜

❛ i have come for the girl in the window. ❜

❛ i will never be without information. ❜

❛ i will see him with his skin off before i fall in love. ❜

❛ if the world is divided into seeing & not seeing, i will always choose to see. ❜

❛ secrets are jealous things, permitting no fraternization. ❜

❛ no, it’s not like that, when magic comes. ❜

❛ magic does that. it wastes you away. once it grips you by the ear, the world gets quieter & quieter until you can hardly hear it at all. ❜

❛ the sight of it bruised my heart so that i cannot think about anything else. ❜

❛ i’ll be so quiet, i’ll never talk again. ❜

❛ keep me & obey me, for i am your husband, & i can destroy you. ❜

❛ i shall be clever, & i shall not let him go. ❜

❛ it is a new world, & we do not wish to be left behind. ❜

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[lostdreamsandmyth]

Faerie/Fair Folk Starters

"They say strange things gather at the crossroads."

"Whatever you do, keep your head down and don't look anyone in the eyes."

"Entering a faerie circle is an easy way to get killed."

"Won't you come dance with us?"

"You're a foolish creature...but, a beautiful one. I think I'll keep you for awhile."

"Never insult the fair folk. Talk about them with respect, unless you're just dying to be cursed."

"Come away, oh human child."

"They can be kept at bay with iron, a salt circle, or certain herbs. But you still have to be careful!"

"I've taken you as my bride/groom. You should be happy!"

"Please, tell me you didn't eat anything they gave you!"

"When I was little, one of my friends disappeared after walking into a faerie circle. I never saw them again."

"Have you ever heard of something called "The Wild Hunt?"

"If you manage to impress them, you might be granted a favor."

"I fulfilled my promise; I gave you exactly what you asked for!"

"You were the one who was willing to gamble what you couldn't afford to lose."

"Real faeries aren't anything like Tinkerbell. Real faeries are fucking terrifying."

"It's said that they steal teeth from children."

"I hate to break it to you, but that baby's not yours, or for that matter, human."

"They'll put a glamour on you. You won't be able to speak, or fight back."

"Time passes differently in their world than it does in ours."

"They can't cross running water."

"I told you never to ask them for a favor!"

"You helped me. And now I will help you."

"Once it has you in its thrall, it won't ever let you go."

"What a good mortal. I'm glad I decided to keep you."