Lost Incorrect Quotes

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Juliet: I have very high standards. No one has managed to meet them

Sawyer: *broods*

Juliet: Fuck, he’s meeting all my standards

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Kate: Sayid, you were right

Sayid: You’ll have to be more specific

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Sawyer: I hate seeing you like this

Jack: Like what?

Sawyer: In person

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Kate: Do I have a crush on Claire Littleton? Of course not!

Jack: Uh… I didn’t ask you that

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Kate: Does Sun have to be perfect at everything? Even her posture is great!

Claire: Yeah, it’s the straightest thing about her

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Jack: If you were a fruit, what would you be?

Charlie: I’d be a tomato because nobody considers me part of the group

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Kate: Careful, Sawyer. I might start to think you actually care

Sawyer: Well, we wouldn’t want that

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Locke: Jack does have a point

Jack: Please don’t agree with me, it makes me very uncomfortable 

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Jack, waking up after not sleeping for a week: Where am I?

Sawyer, sarcastically: Heaven

Jack: Oh

Jack: Didn’t think I’d see you here

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Jack: Did you get a good look at the men who were shooting at you?

Kate: Well, I tried but they were shooting at me

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Kate: What if you miss?

Sayid: I wouldn’t know, I never miss

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Charlie: Would you date me if I was the last person on earth?

Claire: If you were the last person on earth, then I wouldn’t be on earth

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Ben: Ah, hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this

Locke: Maybe we would if you would stop breaking into my fucking house!

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Charlie: What’s the easiest way to steal a man’s wallet?

Sayid: Knife to the throat?

Sawyer: Gun to the back?

Kate: Poison in his cup?

Jack: You’re all horrible

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Jack, waking up at 6am: Good morning, Kate

Kate, going to sleep at 6am: …morning?

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Sun: Those pants look great, but I bet they’d look even better on Kate’s floor

Kate: Are you hitting on Claire… for me?

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Jack: We need a distraction. Is anyone here good at making annoying noises?

Charlie: My time has come