*smacks buyce off a pipe* OYA MANDA

they/he | 23 | queer ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ── welcome to my trash blog (Star Wars, rants, shitposts)

[lostinthewoods-rip]

Su'cuy gar!

You've successfully found the home of all my brainrot, Mandalorian obsession rants, and reblog binges.

If you're coming here from my serene art blog... hi

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Who is this chaotic nonbinary Star Wars junkie?

Hi! I'm Ripley! I like the color orange, Star Wars, books, reptiles, cats, and art. I'm 23 years old and use he/they pronouns. If you stick around, prepare for endless Star Wars reblogs, the occasional scenic vista reblog, semi-frequent thought dumps, various other fandom posts, and frequent screaming into the void! :)

Why should I follow this nerd?

Uh.... for the Star Wars rants, I guess? For the pictures of my bearded dragon and my cats? For the occasional rants about society, gender, and/or the horrendous state of American politics? Idk man. You don't have to follow me, even, just lurk. I don't care.

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Where else can I find this nonsense?

BlueSky

You want nice stuff?

go to my art blog.

You want to contact me professionally?

kindly DM me (preferably somewhere that isn't my trash blog)

[0v9]

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

[titsay]

the goddess

[d3athwish]

me, mentally flipping through the various daydream universes i’ve crafted up like records in a crate: hmm, which fantasy shall i indulge in tonight?

[petals42]

people who comment on fics just to say that they are re-reading and still cried/felt emotions/loved it are the greatest people on earth and should be given a thousand dollars. 

[petals42]

addition: people who comment on fics to say that they are not even in this fandom and didn’t know the characters at all but read it anyway and loved it are also the greatest people on earth and should also be given a thousand dollars.  

[werepires]

weemp weemp 🚀

[caffedorzo]

spin the wheel to be assigned a mysterious source of income - who will grant you 10k usd every month without fail!!

will you take the money?

yes

no

bald / nuance

Remaining time: 4 days 16 hours

[nocturnalgremlingiant]

The soundtrack for Bad Batch is so good

[laur-rants]

I know you are all out there reading my fic, I know you're doing it, but I won't KNOW know unless you comment, unless you talk to me and encourage me about my writing, I won't KNOW know unless y'all hype me up for the next chapter. Don't leave me hanging here. I write for me but it's still a dialogue I'm having with you guys too, pls reciprocate, bc while I know you're reading, I don't KNOW know, so like. Throw me a bone. I'm jazzed up and wanna talk about writing you gotta know that!!!! I'm going feral over here!!!

[kirbythesixth]

i love the "grace somehow lives as long as an eridian" interpretations of the movie ending cuz i honestly think something like that could happen in cannon and it wouldn't feel out of place.

like they all are solomely accepting the fact that grace is going to die in like a scary amount of eridian years, and then as he gets to like 90 everyone is bracing for it, but he just...keeps aging. he keeps his mobility- if anything his back is getting worse cuz of the slightly increased gravity, and his health seems to be steady. on the day of graces 122nd birthday (the oldest a human has ever lived) the eridian scientists that study grace are like. hey. what the fuck. and grace is like ┐(´～｀ˇ)┌

[theo-the-door]

Trans guy going on T, call that Project Male Hairy

[jube-art]

"He's shy!" "Rocky is protecting his Grace!" Rocky is trying to keep Grace from running full tilt to examine this new facet of reality with the enthusiasm of a bored scientist who finally has a unknown treat after three years of star trek reruns.

[selkiesparrow]

Zoozve, my beloved

[ktempestbradford]

"...we don't live in a big clockwork, we live in a dance club..."

This is my favorite line.

[rabbitrah]

It is now called Zoozve :')

[escuerzoresucitado]

[thebibliosphere]

The kid next door (talking toddler age) is playing outside and just wiped out in his Fisher Price car, and I just heard the babysitter say, “oh no, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up!” And the kid who had only been mildly sniffling before made the most confused, but startled sound you’ve ever heard.

Just very clearly an attempt at saying, “my what?”

He straight up forgot about his scraped knee and is now worried about whatever the fuck an insurance premium is.

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

[victusinveritas]

It's almost like something happened in 2020-now that is causing these problems.

[dovesndecay]

[ihav2manyfandoms]

I love how basically the entire fandom looked at Fox, a faceless Clone who we know nothing about, and just decided: Yeah, he's an insane bastard who is going gray at the ripe age of 20-something; he's tired and stressed 24/7, he has a caffeine addiction, and he would literally do anything to protect his brothers.