Museum Guard

I guard the lotf museum. dont try anything.

[lotf-museum-guard]

Rest in peace lotf town, you will be missed 😔✌

I'll still be around if anyone wants to say hi, I just wanted to say rip fr

[lotf-museum-guard]

Hi. *Continues Painting Licking*

GET OVER HERE. YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.

@lotf-jail LOCK THEIR ASS UP

[lotf-museum]

Hello, have there been any security breaches recently? I've been in the security office for so long, I'm beginning to get bored 😅

@lavender-letters-123 JUST LICKED ALL THE PAINTINGS?????

GET THRIR ASS

[lotf-museum-guard]

YESSIR

[lotf-museum]

Can we put Ben Shapiro (Yeah, just Ben Shapiro himself. Not a picture) in the museum

No get him away!!!!!!!

@lotf-museum-guard GUARDS!!! TAKE HIM

[lotf-museum-guard]

Come with me Mr. Shapiro, you're not allowed in here anymore.

[lotf-museum-guard]

yo gurt @ruthlessrogeroverhere stole something from the #museum you should go get #him

@ruthlessrogeroverhere is this true? 🤨🔦

[lotf-town-hall]

welcome to lotf town hall!! :D

as our town is rapidly expanding, it is becoming harder and harder to navigate the vast expanse of businesses

so here is a list for you to navigate! think of it as a magic, state of the art signpost that can teleport you where you want to go

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@lotf-jail need to lock someone up?

@lotf-boxing-ring our local source of entertainment!!! 100% fully legal 😁 @lotf-bar sing along with some karaoke:p

@lotf-zoo visit many of our beloved lotf ocs

@lotf-public-pool a fun day out for all the family! just don’t go into the private pool…

@lotf-hospital need patching up after your boxing match? (or to be sent to a mental institution)

@lotf-grocery-store grocery of the stores has quite possibly anything you may need

@lotf-gay-cafe have a drink or a snack or both <3 @lotf-museum take a look at some lotf artifacts

@lotf-town-morgue if a boxing match gets a bit too violent…

@lotf-town-detective any mysteries that need solving? look no further

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PLEASE tell me if i’ve missed any blogs, i will update this post as new ones come along

as always, asks are open!

run by @ineffablexsuitcase :)

[lotf-zoo]

[lotf-museum-guard]

LMAOOOOO

[lotf-museum-guard]

Bananana 💥

I got like hella money 💸

I got like hella money 💵

I got like five bucks 5⃣

What? 🤔

Lincoln! 🎩

Bananana 💥

I got like hella money 💰

I got like hella money 💎

You ain't got no funds ❌

Yeah 😊

Poor 📦

Ive seen this like 5 times bro 😭

Do I need to kick you out of the museum?

[raidermorgue]

feeling sentimental go my mid edit

yeah uhmm I love this fandom it's so joyous I feel like it's made me better

accounts mentioned:

@lotf-jail , @lotf-public-pool , @lotf-gay-cafe , @ask-lotf-blue-haired-barista , @lotf-museum-guard , @lotf-museum , @giant-statue-of-jack-merridew , @lotf-zoo (hey that's me) and @lotf-grocery-store !!!

[auroratheicerain]

ABSOLUTE PEAK

[lotf-museum-guard]

I already responded on my main as you can see, but TYSM FOR THE EDIT BRO

I LOVE OUR LITTLE LOTF TOWN SO MUCH OMG

[lotf-museum]

sneaks in and hides in the exhibits

dude what are yoy doing you didn’t even pay for a ticket

@lotf-museum-guard can you get xeir ass please

[lotf-museum-guard]

You're coming with me.