What You Forgot You Said

Years and years of quips and quotes from my clever acquaintances.

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I wouldn't even just say that it's enough to feed a third world country, I would say it's actually the size of a third world country. Like, biodiversity and surface area and everything.

Brady M. about nachos

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We just have armies of dead dinosaurs doing our menial house tasks.

Nick B. on using electricity to run vacuum cleaners

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I mean, rotting asparagus is pretty bad, but cursed ocean butter is dank...

Gabe W. comparing BO after a backpacking trip

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This one still smells a little like cat urine mixed with dirty laundry that's been sitting in the wash for a while. Oh, wait. No. THIS one smells like dirty laundry.

Gwen B. post backpacking BO smell self-assessment

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Hannah R: Wow! I didn't realize that Gabe was a human, I thought he was a giant piece of trash.

Roger M: Oh, Gwen better pick that trash up and carry it back.

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Are you wearing your liar pants?! Why would you bring your liar pants on trail, Hannah?!

Gwen B

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Well, speaking from experience, if you have enough gin, it does a good job at eliminating just about everything from your system.

Danny L

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Well my pleasure about throwing money at medical things is about equal with walking into walls.

Jon K

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Devan S: It's a cheap-ass clock.

Elizabeth K: Or it’s a $300 limited edition minimalist clock... You never know!

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Brady M: Hey! Don't throw my stuff on the ground! Would you do that to your mother's stuff?!

Keao R-L: You're not my mother!

Brady M: Not yet.

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Sometimes I hit the emoji button instead of the punctuation button, and then instead of like, comma, it's like, train train train police car!

Elizabeth K

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We'll put alarms on your feet, and if you're not at a certain place in time, little saws will start cutting into your ankles...

Gwen B

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Hey, at least all I ate for lunch was bananas, so the gastrointestinal problems won't be now. They'll just be later... Don't hang out near me at the party.

Doug P.

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I'm in the sixth seed?! Hell yeah, that's not even last!

Zal R.

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Actually Karen was the best person to get lost with, because she just happened to have twelve bagels in her backpack that she forgot about.

Hannah R

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I don't think I've ever been sold a product, and made to feel like an asshole at the same time.

Chris E.

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Anne F: I really don't like jelly beans, like they are probably the thing I would eat last in the world. So I'm glad you exist, so it can balance it out.

Professor Kena F-D: It's like the people who really want to live in Texas.