lotf texas

[lotf-texas]

@lotf-town-hall hey

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y'all'all live in texas now

official texas residents: @lotf-texan @lotf-sheriff @lotf-texas-news

if you want to be off the texas list let me know!! I know some blogs are more serious and dont want to be involved with a mess like this :)

you can also ask to be added!! I will gladly invite more texans

[lotf-texas-news]

TEXAS NEWS BROADCAST

The rumors around rising security has been confirmed. Coming up next, a LIVE INTERVIEW with @lotf-texas to discuss these upcoming changes and why they have been implemented.

[lotf-texas]

Hello texas news station, I am glad to be here and interviewed. What pressing questions do you have?

[lotf-texas-news]

We actually have a pre-prepared list!! Feel free not to answer some of these, but to start...

What have been the recent efforts surrounding returning the sheriff?

How is the Texan doing?

What are some examples of the new security measures in place?

How will this security benefit Texas?

If a Texas resident wants to leave, how would they do so?

Do you have any leads on the sheriff?

Who is managing the security now that the sheriff is gone?

[lotf-texas]

Thank you for this opportunity, I will gladly reply to what I can.

We have been searching relentlessly, and although nothing has happened efforts have not stopped.

According to the Texan, lightly edited for clarity. "While I am worried, I am overall doing quite alright, I have just had a nice can of pop! I hope these kidnappers are brought to justice soon by the swift hand of Texas law, god bless Texas."

We built a wall, alongside cameras in many places with a need for them.

We will stop more kidnappings and all outside threats are able to be neutralized before another poor soul goes missing, bless the sheriff's heart.

Why would they want or need to?

Not personally, but I have heard the Texas is talking to a certain woman about some negotiations. Sounds exciting!

N/A

[lotf-texan]

Thank you so much for including a quote from me. I am filled with great gratitude to have my own humble opinions voiced by our great state with no interference whatsoever.

[lotf-texas]

You're welcome.

[lotf-texas-news]

TEXAS NEWS BROADCAST

The rumors around rising security has been confirmed. Coming up next, a LIVE INTERVIEW with @lotf-texas to discuss these upcoming changes and why they have been implemented.

[lotf-texas]

Hello texas news station, I am glad to be here and interviewed. What pressing questions do you have?

[lotf-texas-news]

We actually have a pre-prepared list!! Feel free not to answer some of these, but to start...

What have been the recent efforts surrounding returning the sheriff?

How is the Texan doing?

What are some examples of the new security measures in place?

How will this security benefit Texas?

If a Texas resident wants to leave, how would they do so?

Do you have any leads on the sheriff?

Who is managing the security now that the sheriff is gone?

[lotf-texas]

Thank you for this opportunity, I will gladly reply to what I can.

We have been searching relentlessly, and although nothing has happened efforts have not stopped.

According to the Texan, lightly edited for clarity. "While I am worried, I am overall doing quite alright, I have just had a nice can of pop! I hope these kidnappers are brought to justice soon by the swift hand of Texas law, god bless Texas."

We built a wall, alongside cameras in many places with a need for them.

We will stop more kidnappings and all outside threats are able to be neutralized before another poor soul goes missing, bless the sheriff's heart.

Why would they want or need to?

Not personally, but I have heard the Texas is talking to a certain woman about some negotiations. Sounds exciting!

N/A

[lotf-texas-news]

TEXAS NEWS BROADCAST

The rumors around rising security has been confirmed. Coming up next, a LIVE INTERVIEW with @lotf-texas to discuss these upcoming changes and why they have been implemented.

[lotf-texas]

Hello texas news station, I am glad to be here and interviewed. What pressing questions do you have?

[wholesome-lotf-confessions]

I wanna be the first anon confession. howdy partner from texas!!

confession #434 ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[goblinparty]

Last night I was talking to my boyfriend, and I couldn’t think of the word ‘library’, so I said ‘book ranch’. He thought it was hilarious and started making up alternative names for ‘librarian’.

“Cowbook! Like cowboy! No…Readcher? Like Rancher? No, fuck this is hard…”

and just now I heard him yell “BOOKAROO” from the other end of the apartment in the most triumphant tone of voice i’ve ever heard

[sasquapossum]

“Howdy, pardner. Name’s Tex. Biblio Tex.”

[isuggestusingyourlocallibrary]

I suggest using your local book ranch!

[lotf-texas]

yo with all this security and danger, can I move out of Texas into Vermont now.

why would you want to leave texas? it is dangerous when you leave, haven’t you heard what happened to the sheriff??

nobody should leave, for safety reasons.

[lotf-texas]

I dont recall us ever even holding a funeral for the sherif. Are we REALLY mourning then.👀

the sheriff has not died, so no funeral will happen.

we will find them soon

[lotf-texas-news]

!!!BREAKING TEXAS NEWS!!!

the sheriff has been missing for a long time, and rumors have been going around that new security has been put up around texas

more news to come, but all texas residents should tread carefully

@lotf-texas @lotf-texan

[lotf-texas]

this is a valid news source, but please do not listen to any misinformation or rumors

I assure every resident that we are handling the situation carefully and no harm will come to anyone

[lotf-texan]

You didn’t quite tell me this before you made it such big news.

[lotf-texas]

I didn't want this to become "big news" Texan, I apologize for this. I truly hope nothing like this happens again.

[lotf-texas]

Sup. It’s me, the 🌴 Californianon 🌴. You guys seem like you’re in a bad mood, my dudes. Ever considered opening a disco?

- Signoffs are for losers 🌴

a disco? this ain't the time for that, be mindful. we're all still mourning the sheriff.

[lotf-texas-news]

!!!BREAKING TEXAS NEWS!!!

the sheriff has been missing for a long time, and rumors have been going around that new security has been put up around texas

more news to come, but all texas residents should tread carefully

@lotf-texas @lotf-texan

[lotf-texas]

this is a valid news source, but please do not listen to any misinformation or rumors

I assure every resident that we are handling the situation carefully and no harm will come to anyone

[lotf-texas]

hello texas residents! if anybody has seen our sheriff please contact me or the texan ( @lotf-texan ), we are actively searching.

any information can help, whether it be completely credible or not. the key feature of our sheriff is his badge, he always has it on!!

thank you all, we hope we can be helped through this difficult time. if anybody who knows the sheriff is in distress due to his disappearance, you are able to contact us for support, we will get back to you when possible.

[lotf-sheriff]

Sheriff, where did you go? I had something I wanted to give you.

( @lotf-texan )

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHB

[lotf-texan]

Who-

No, I have a feelin’ about who did this to you. It ain’t gonna be pretty.

[lotf-texas]

be careful out there, we don’t know everythin’ she can do just yet…

[lotf-texas]

@lotf-texan I saw a ring on the ground, do you know whose it is??

[lotf-texan]

oh that was mine…

i was gonna give it to the sherriff but i can’t find him anywhere

[lotf-texas]

awww I’m sure you’ll find him soon don’t give up hope pal!!

where’d you last run into him?

[lotf-texas]

@lotf-texan I saw a ring on the ground, do you know whose it is??

[lotf-texas]

[starts lighting up a tumbleweed and directs it to a house] 😁

what is this lady doing now…

@lotf-sheriff we need backup

[lotfcasino]

I bet jack merridew

can we play flip a coin I pick tails

oops! try that again man because now I own jack merridew LMAOOO goodluck to any establishment who holds him

[moyhf]

okay uhh I bet @ribbitingconversation I pick heads….

[ribbitingconversation]

i do NOT consent to this

[lotfcasino]

It's okay neither did Toony and @lotf-town-hall . In the grocery you go 😁😁😁😁😁

[ribbitingconversation]

@lotf-texas can you guys save me or something?

[lotf-texas]

we are trying!!