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Sometimes I complain about writing but at least I don't have to know anything about colour theory. God truly gives his hardest battles (figuring out shading and anatomy) to his strongest warriors (artists)

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sometimes i complain about art but at least i don't have to know anything about good dialogue. god truly gives his hardest battles (figuring out plot threads and character development) to his strongest warriors (writers)

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When you're both

It's hard because sometimes I feel like the target audience of my books is me and me alone.

And that no one else truly likes what I write.

#writer stuff #writing #writer issues

Delusional

Despite all the lack of any evidence, I firmly believe I will become one of the greatest writers this world has known.

#creative writing #delusional

gift exchange (my writer brother and i)

Every Christmas and for both our birthdays, my brother and I will tell each other what out perfect short story is at the moment, like what we like the best in the books we are reading, and then the other will try to compose their perfect short story.

#writers and poets #creative writing

what makes poetry different

Regular speech is like walking and poetry is like dancing.

#poetry

Books are so much better "ruined"

The books on my shelf that have coffee stains on them, that are marked up, and dog eared. They're the ones that are loved, and they're the ones that look the best.

#books and reading

Why must I

blink

when blinking

rhymes with sinking

#deep

How is your day today?

good

great

so great

it was fine until this pointless poll wasted my time

Voting ended onAug 31, 2025

#tumblr polls #random polls #just really really funny #funny #days

Why You Should Like Abstract Poetry

The art of rhyme has changed over the years

But snobs still think that their own form is best

Their Shakespearean sonnets and their Homeric verse

But other forms of common men still esteem deserve

Without a rhyme or meter that gives heightened eloquence

But still has the rich value of metaphor and prise

With images abstract and nonsense brough to sense

But why, ask you, should I worry about this verse?

Because, one day, might might with odds of K to one,

Meet someone who doth this type of verse profess

And find that you will want to do some type of chat

Because of your knowledge of this versless verse

You will so gaze in their wise eyes

Your hands of poetry abstract will touch

In realms unseen

And the rest of your life will surely be spent in unending bliss

Child 1, Child 2, Child 3, Child 4, Child 5,

Each of them will give you joy beyond belief

Let me describe the joy you

Could receive from learning abstract poetry

(at this point, one of the authors (there were two) who shall remain unnamed, decided that he was confused and done with all of this and he had chemistry homework and did not want to describe five children, instead he wrote this in ‘abstract poetry’)

Children describe I must.

Why must I describe children.

Children describe why.

I must describe.

I describe children must children I.

Children I describe why i must describe why I must.

Children that must be

Described but were not is the reason you should not discount

Abstract poetry

Quod Erat Demonstratum.

#original poem #bad poetry #i might be the only one who finds this funny #silly #abstract poetry #im not even sure what abstract poetry is

Me making a phone call.