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gonna remake my icons . . . but i KINDA want to bring jack back !

#ᵗᵃˡᵏᶤᶰ’ ᵗᵒ ʷʰᵒᵉᵛᵉʳ'ˢ ˡᶤˢᵗᵉᶰᶤᶰ’ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ . out of character

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LIKE FOR A canon dialogue STARTER !

#ᵗᵃˡᵏᶤᶰ’ ᵗᵒ ʷʰᵒᵉᵛᵉʳ'ˢ ˡᶤˢᵗᵉᶰᶤᶰ’ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ . out of character

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thequeerwithoutfear:

pick your battles. pick… pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. that’s too many

#ᶤ ʳᵘᵇ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒᶰᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ʷʳᵒᶰᵍ ʷᵃʸ . musing #. jack 'i'm gonna stay and fight for like 5 mins and then leave' burton

P LAYSVULGAR.

❛ WHOEVER WINS THE TURF WAR for my phallus. ❜ a smile edges her lips upon hearing her own words, and she can’t help but frantically begin zipping her trouser fly open & closed. but the gesture was short-lived. ❛ a real cock fight. ❜

‘ OH , there’s no question about it ; those red mother - f’ers will eat the other ones ALIVE … and then you’ll have a whole ‘nother mess on your hands ——— or , should i say , dick ’ jack visibly shivered , hands moving to rub his shoulders . ‘ i think i had a d r e a m like that once . instead of ants it was SPIDERS , though . that’s a lot more legs , when you really think about it . the more legs somethings has the scarier it is , especially when they’re all over your junk ! ’

#. shh no this boy is mess #don't give him any love #ʲᵘˢᵗ ʳᵉᵐᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵒˡ’ ʲᵃᶜᵏ ᵇᵘʳᵗᵒᶰ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˢᵃʸˢ . in character #ᶤᵗ'ˢ ᵃˡˡ ᶤᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵉᶠˡᵉˣᵉˢ v . ii #001 . playsvulgar #playsvulgar

D EATHSELF.

❛ I don’t need another IDIOT with an outdated mullet thinking I’ll play friendly. ❜

‘ MULLETS have n e v e r gone out of style , and never will ; it’s a classic ! ’

#deathself #ʲᵘˢᵗ ʳᵉᵐᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵒˡ’ ʲᵃᶜᵏ ᵇᵘʳᵗᵒᶰ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˢᵃʸˢ . in character #001 . deathself #ᶤᵗ'ˢ ᵃˡˡ ᶤᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵉᶠˡᵉˣᵉˢ v . ii

S HESCREECH.

A TENSING OF JAW , gloved hand coming upward in an attempt to slap hand off shoulder with a new found fury . ❛ if you touch me again , i’m going to break your spine in six different places . why don’t you sit down before you really get hurt . ❜

he took a step back from her , hands flying into his pant pockets .‘ i just want to HELP . . . besides , i’m a walking lucky charm ! an old chinese dude told me so , so it has to be true ’

#shescreech #001 . shescreech #ʲᵘˢᵗ ʳᵉᵐᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵒˡ’ ʲᵃᶜᵏ ᵇᵘʳᵗᵒᶰ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˢᵃʸˢ . in character #ᶤᵗ'ˢ ᵃˡˡ ᶤᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵉᶠˡᵉˣᵉˢ v . ii

A BRASTCNE.

I’M NOT A GHOST

THE WORDS ALMOST COME OUT vocally && she smiled at the stranger, relieved to find that, within seconds, he meant her no harm. abra understood perfectly the concern she was small && wandering along the road on her own in the earlier hours of the morning. without question it looked FISHY.

fearless, she drew closer to j a c k && shook her head yes.

‘ do you need a RIDE ? ’ jack looked her over again , not knowing whether to let his suspions fester , or to take complete pity on the young girl . his thoughts met somewhere in the middle , taking the side of pity slightly stronger . he was a sucker for kids , and couldn’t stand leaving such a young girl alone on the side of the road . she was l u c k y HE was the first one to stumble across her . others might have more sinister desires on their minds .

#abrastcne #001 . abrastcne #ʲᵘˢᵗ ʳᵉᵐᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵒˡ’ ʲᵃᶜᵏ ᵇᵘʳᵗᵒᶰ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˢᵃʸˢ . in character #ᶤᵗ'ˢ ᵃˡˡ ᶤᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵉᶠˡᵉˣᵉˢ v . ii

B OUNDEDBY.

❝ every damn time it benefit ‘em. ❞

‘ THEN , and t h e n alone ! ’

#boundedby #001 . boundedby #ʲᵘˢᵗ ʳᵉᵐᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵒˡ’ ʲᵃᶜᵏ ᵇᵘʳᵗᵒᶰ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˢᵃʸˢ . in character #ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵉˣᵖᵉʳᶤᵉᶰᶜᵉᵈ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵛᵉʳʸ ᵘᶰʳᵉᵃˢᵒᶰᵃᵇˡᵉ ᵗʰᶤᶰᵍˢ v . i

W EASER.

❝ is… is brian the pig? — who ARE you and, follow-up question, what is your life? ❞

‘ BRIAN ? no , he’s richard’s kid . big family of farmers in this tiny town northwest of here. this dude has probably eight kids , and the wife is bedridden because a horse kicked her in the face a few years back . ’ he only seemed to pause to take a breath , before letting more words fall from his lips . ‘ i’m JACK , jack burton . i’m just another good ol’ american t r u c k e r ’

#weaser #001 . weaser #ʲᵘˢᵗ ʳᵉᵐᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵒˡ’ ʲᵃᶜᵏ ᵇᵘʳᵗᵒᶰ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˢᵃʸˢ . in character #ᶤᵗ'ˢ ᵃˡˡ ᶤᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵉᶠˡᵉˣᵉˢ v . ii

S CREWCOOL.

‘ h –––– hawkins . um , i’m trying to get back to hawkins . i don’t … i’m not really sure how far we are . i think ––––––––– i think it’s … close . ’ she throws a quick glance over her shoulder , paranoia settling in that that thing might come back . might be following her . it then dawns on her his words ––– brows furrow , head shaking as she tries to comprehend . she was in hawkins at most fifteen minutes ago , maybe a little more , but –––– ‘ DID YOU SAY A FEW HOURS ? are you sure ? ’

‘ i got some MAPS in the glove compartment ; sure you can find hawkins somewhere on one of those , OR somewhere close ’ hand moved to the handle of the door that he soon yanked open for her . ‘ YEAH , northeast of us . had to make a drop there , i’m actually heading towards the good ol’ windy city ’ jack held out his hand , guiding her towards the door . ‘ i’ll get you home , i PROMISE . jack burton never breaks a p r o m i s e ’

#screwcool #001 . screwcool #ʲᵘˢᵗ ʳᵉᵐᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵒˡ’ ʲᵃᶜᵏ ᵇᵘʳᵗᵒᶰ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˢᵃʸˢ . in character #ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵉˣᵖᵉʳᶤᵉᶰᶜᵉᵈ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵛᵉʳʸ ᵘᶰʳᵉᵃˢᵒᶰᵃᵇˡᵉ ᵗʰᶤᶰᵍˢ v . i

C RISISDRAWN.

she has — so many questions. a meat hauling truck driver with at least two ex-wives was attempting to give her a ride. it either seemed like the beginning to a really shitty horror movie, or an equally as shitty straight to dvd comedy. but again, she was running out of options. ❛ if i take you up on the offer, are you gonna talk this much the entire time? ❜

‘ i wanna start off on a good foot , so i’ll tell you the truth , the whole truth , and nothing but the T R U T H . . . y e s ’ jack raised both hands to bang them against the leather of the worn steering wheel with a bounce . ‘ b u t , let me tell you , i’m chock full of GREAT stories . thrilling adventures , saucy romances , chillin’ chinese lore ? i’ve got it a l l , baby .’

#crisisdrawn #001 . crisisdrawn #ʲᵘˢᵗ ʳᵉᵐᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵒˡ’ ʲᵃᶜᵏ ᵇᵘʳᵗᵒᶰ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˢᵃʸˢ . in character #ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵉˣᵖᵉʳᶤᵉᶰᶜᵉᵈ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵛᵉʳʸ ᵘᶰʳᵉᵃˢᵒᶰᵃᵇˡᵉ ᵗʰᶤᶰᵍˢ v . i

P LAYSVULGAR.

SUPER CHATTY, SO IT SEEMED. was he dropped on his head as a kid or somethin’ ? she couldn’t help but wonder. no matter. there had to be something that’d get him to shut his mouth, surely. if there wasn’t ? she’d have very little problem with walking in the other direction. ❛ i change my mind, i’d start an ant colony in my dick instead. ❜

it did make him PAUSE ; mouth opened about to make a comment before closing again . it took him another moment , as if pondering the actual possibility of such a thing , before he responded . ‘ . . . are we talking normal ants , or like those red BASTARDS ? ’

#001 . playsvulgar #playsvulgar #ʲᵘˢᵗ ʳᵉᵐᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵒˡ’ ʲᵃᶜᵏ ᵇᵘʳᵗᵒᶰ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˢᵃʸˢ . in character #ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵉˣᵖᵉʳᶤᵉᶰᶜᵉᵈ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵛᵉʳʸ ᵘᶰʳᵉᵃˢᵒᶰᵃᵇˡᵉ ᵗʰᶤᶰᵍˢ v . i