I solemnly swear I'm upto no good

"So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be."

[tastefullyoffensive]

[acoolsuggestion]

boy: *is literally 1 year younger than me* boy: *hits on me* me: thanks…… but…. no thanks…. i’m old enough to be your mother……..

[oujioujiouji-deactivated2020021]

[toastbutteregg]

wanna fuck

..ing hold hands you mean? yes I’m down for it

[yesterdaysprint]

The New York Times, New York, January 3, 1897

[bathtimefunduck]

History in a nutshell

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“What do women think about women?

WE ASKED A MAN”

[imactuallyallergictolimes]

that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster

[honeybottledrip]

[davids-harbour]

the year of realizing things is finally over 

[toastbutteregg]

[different-landscapes]

[genterie]

Elvis and Priscilla Presley

[andrewbelami]

[chrissongzzz]

[whiskeycrutch]

Power move of the century.

[kelssiel]

i looked this up cause i wanted to know if you could and you can technically but then you’re instantly guilty of contempt of court and go directly to jail

[sjowgren-deactivated20240728]

trial speedrun

[ruinedchildhood]

[animalcrossingmemes]

[bled]