Filthy Gorgeous.

Louis Smythe • 20 Business Major • NYC The name is Louis. Been everywhere, seen everything. but I'm currently wasting my valuable time in some cow town in Ohio. I'm hot and single. So if you're also hot - no worries about whether you're single or not - hit me up for a good time. Ex-Dalton boy because of reasons.

[louis-smythe]

Text 📱 Liles

Miles: Oh boy. That sounds a little wild. I'm glad you enjoyed yourself.

Miles: Yea, that might be the one good thing grandma passed onto her. Well, good for my brothers and dad anyway. And I guess the guests we have over. Don't tell her I said that though! Well, I mean... I guess considering it's my birthday I could maybe make an exception this time. That can be considered my birthday gift from you, along with the singing of course.

Miles: I'm actually sworn to secrecy. So, I won't be telling anyone else. But I was having one of my "are you fucking serious" moments because I was just dumbfounded over it. And not even dumbfounded in the sense that I was surprised /Brooke/ was pregnant. But that this town never seizes to amaze me.

Louis: ...The one good thing? What do you mean? Your mom's a sweetheart. I can see where you get it from, babe.

Louis: Right...

Louis: Okay, movie night it is. Any in particular that you want to see?

Louis: You weren't surprised Brooke was pregnant? What does that have to do with the lovely trashy town of Lima? Sorry, not completely following you anymore. It's late. Or early. Whichever.

[louis-smythe]

Text 📱 Liles

Miles: Oh, that must have been a fun way to spend your time.

Miles: Of course, always

Miles: Yes I guess I will.... I'm not doing much. I think my mom's baking a cake or something, and cooking dinner. So there's that settled - you're welcome to join us by the way. I was gonna treat myself to a movie, but I kinda just spent my last few bucks on Brookie so it'll be a night in for me I guess.

Miles: OH OH THAT, THAT WAS WHAT I WAS GONNA TELL YOU! Brooke's pregnant, figured I'd share the tea or whatever that Kermit meme is called.

Louis: Based on what I can remember, it was a lot of fun, yea.

Louis: That's something to look forward to. Your mom is a great cook. I wouldn't mind treating you, babe. We could go to the movies tomorrow night, unless that makes you feel uncomfortable, of course.

Louis: ...That's some piping hot tea you got there, love. Be careful not to burn your lips spilling that around. Don't think your blonde friend and her boyfriend(?) would be very appreciative of that.

[louis-smythe]

Text 📱 Liles

Miles: I guess so. Fun doesn't have a curfew. What did you do last night?

Miles: Sure, yea. Take as long a time as you need, I'm patient.

Miles: You know, I texted you because I wanted to tell you something. Now I can't remember what it was....

Louis: Oh, just some post Christmas bash that some pretentious rich guy that lives down the street threw.

Louis: Thanks for being so patient with me, love ;)

Louis: I'm sure you'll remember eventually. Unless it really wasn't that important.

Louis: What are you doing for your birthday tomorrow?

[louis-smythe]

Text 📱 Liles

Miles: Pretty late... you know, evening time.

Miles: Nope, still got a few hours for that. But thank you for remembering it.

Miles: However, I will not object to that phonecall and serenade. And preferably one later in person too possibly, yes? Great❤️ Among other things of course.

Louis: Oh really? Guess I made it a little late last night.

Louis: See, I'm still right on time. It's not even your sweet sixteen yet. I'm early even.

Louis: Give me a few more minutes to wake up, then I'll call you, okay? I'll sing whichever song you wanna hear, gorgeous.

[louis-smythe]

Text 📱 Liles

Miles: Just waking up? Isn't it a little late to be just waking up?

Miles: Well, I mean, I guess... when it's put that way it just kind of sounds like a cliche. And you don't audition for documentaries, Lou. But for other things, you're top of the list, as always.

Louis: I dunno, babe. How late is it?

Louis: Wait, is it your birthday yet?

Louis: Should I call you and sing to you? :)

[louis-smythe]

Text 📱 Liles

Miles: You know, I don't think I've ever been more content with the fact that I'm gay than this very moment right now. Like thank the lord I'm not a girl, that you're not a girl, that sex with girls isn't an option in my life. Like, thank god.

Miles: Lima has got to be the trashiest place in this god awful country. I should make a documentary about it. That'll be my next film. The crazy shit that happens to the teens here, because there's no way this stuff happens in other places.

Louis: That's a lot of words, love... Sorry, I just woke up.

Louis: But that sounds like a good idea, making another film about being a happy gay in a trashy world. Let me know when auditions are, okay?

[milesevans]

Enjoy it then, there’s nothing wrong with being a little out there. I can think of a few places, yea. Up for whatever you are, though, as long as I get to spend as much time with you as possible. Oh yea? Then in what sense of the word could it then? You’re not. And he shouldn’t. I’m sorry he does that to you, Lou. If he gets too annoying you could always escape to my room for a little while. You’re always welcome. 

That’s appreciated. And I am. Enough people are doing that, you don’t need to too.

[louis-smythe]

Or we could always stay inside the pretentious car, drink champagne, have some fun..  Ah, nothing, just that I might feel a bit intoxicated from kissing you, that’s all. I don’know, he has a point, but it just gets old after a while. I’m trying, but yeah.. You know, we shouldn’t talk about this, it’s not that important or fun for that matter. That’s sweet of you, babe.

Right, just making sure those other people are doing their job then.

[milesevans]

Ridiculous or not, it’s still an amazing car. I’m sure you’re envied by many for it. Not necessarily. But leather is surely a step up from that weird fabric swede stuff some cars have. I will, and I can’t wait. As much as I don’t want to condone you driving and drinking champagne at the same time, reliving at least a small portion of Sadie Hawkins night sounds kind of really appealing right now. So, if you can get one, I wouldn’t be opposed. Why not? What’s he got planned for you to do that you can’t even rest on the day’s you’re home?

Yea, they all mean well, sure. No. I’m fine, perfectly fine. There’s no need for other weekends. I’m gonna see you while you’re here, I’ll be damned if anything stops me from doing that. 

[louis-smythe]

I suppose, even by the Dalton boys standards it’s pretty out there.  Anywhere in particular you wanna ride to, love? I doubt the way I like to drink champagne will get me drunk, at least not in the traditional sense of the word. Nothing, he just likes to complain about me, call me out for being lazy. I’ll do my best to bite my tongue because nothing is more exhausting than arguing with my dad. 

Alright.. just want to make sure you’re okay, babe. 

[milesevans]

Hush, your ridiculous car is actually gorgeous. Is it as ridiculous and pretentious on the inside as it is on the outside? Because if it is, I might actually be looking forward to it. You know, added onto how excited I already am to see you. It should, as soon as you’re here it should. Tired? Then you should use this home weekend to rest a bit, catch up on sleep and whatever else you need. Uhh, not really? Marley’s been breathing down my neck a lot more, so I’m kind of on a glorified version of house arrest. But I’m powering through, and will most definitely shake her off my back for whenever you come by to get me. 

[louis-smythe]

I won’t argue you on that, but the fact that it’s gorgeous doesn’t make it any less ridiculous. If you consider leather seats pretentious, then yes, pretty much. But you’ll see it for yourself soon enough and maybe I’ll sneak in another bottle of overpriced champagne. I doubt dad will let me, not without a lecture at least. I’m sure she means well, babe. If we can’t meet up this weekend, then there will be other weekends, okay? Your health is more important.

[milesevans]

Awesome, great. Then just let me know when you’re free and we can whatever you want. It has been, way way too long. You did? Then it’s a good thing we can catch up soon then. I’m doing the same as normal. Yes, no, sorta, depends on who’s asking or who you ask, I guess. What about you? How’s things going for you? Dalton’s really keeping you that busy?

[louis-smythe]

Definitely will, I’ll come pick you up in my ridiculous car that you have yet to see in real life. Well, I’m asking you, and I’m glad you’re doing ‘sorta’ okay.. hope it will be completely okay soon. I’m doing fine, just a little tired, is all. Dalton is just very different from McKinley, need to get used to that pace again after slacking off for months. Anything specific going on in the life of Miles Evans?

[milesevans]

The weekend, like this weekend? Like the upcoming weekend? So like, Friday to Sunday? Or Saturday to Sunday? How long does the weekend entail? Think maybe there could be the smallest of breaks made so you could see a friend? Because I’d really really like to see you? I feel like we haven’t spoken to each other since Sectionals, and I really miss you so seeing you would be really great. 

God, I sound like such a dweeb, sorry. I completely understand if you’re too busy though, that’s fine. Just figured I’d ask.

[louis-smythe]

Yes, gorgeous, like upcoming weekend, Friday to Sunday. Of course, I’m always more than willing to make room in my busy schedule to spend time with you. You’re right, we haven’t talked to each other for way too long. I missed you, though. How are you doing? Feeling any better? 

[louis-smythe]

It’s really been a while since I posted anything on here. I guess Dalton has been.. a lot. A lot of homework and a lot of classes, and The Warblers, of course.. Anyway, this is not a complainy post, I was actually supposed to just write about that I’m going home for the weekend. Not that I expect dad to give me much of a break when I’m there, but one can dream, right? So, if any of you lovelies wants to hang out and catch up, let me know~

[milesevans]

Pretentious or not, that’s one hell of a car. Geeze, let me know where to sign up to get my own pretentiously rich family, because if it means getting birthday gifts like that, I surely want in.

[louis-smythe]

For once I find myself not complaining about them either, honestly. You could always ask them if they want to add a fifth kid to the family. Chances are high they will make you wear a Dalton blazer, but I think that could be a pretty cute look on you, babe. 

[louis-smythe]

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[milesevans]

And your dimples, I really appreciate those too, since we’re naming things now. Apparently so, you can take it for what it is or I can go back to denying them. I am, I don’t know how you’ve put up with it for a long as you have… Yes, 100% certain. I wanna be with you again before you go.

[louis-smythe]

My... dimples? That’s an interesting part to appreciate. No, no, no more denying them. Your cute face makes it easy, love, though admittedly it would be even easier if you can just continue to accept them. Alright, if you are absolutely sure that that’s what you want, then I’ll gladly accept this offer. I’d be crazy if I didn’t want to have you naked in my bed again~ Tomorrow after school it then, looking forward to it.

[milesevans]

Your hair? Of course, that’s a given. Okay, accepted and enjoyed, no arguing. But only because you’re leaving soon…. Private. As in, maybe picking up where we left off the morning after the Sadie’s dance? If that’s something that suits your fancy at all.

[louis-smythe]

I thought so, but I figured I’d just double check. Is that really what’s necessary for you to accept a damn compliment for once? Me moving to Westerville? Such a difficult person you are, Miles Evans. Ah.. that’s quite private indeed. Definitely suits my fancy, babe, but are you absolutely certain that it’s something that suits your fancy, though?

[milesevans]

Everything, honestly. Your personality, your honesty, the list goes on. Okay, alright, I trust your judgement. That’s rather hard to believe, but I won’t argue you on it. I know that’s a battle that’’ll get us nowhere. 

Right, of course, I should have guessed. Then I surely will. I’m sure there’s plenty we haven’t seen together, yes. But that’s not what I was thinking of doing… I had something a little more private in mind.

[louis-smythe]

I see.. well I hope my hair managed to make that list as well. Good, no arguing allowed, just accept all the compliments I give you and enjoy them.

....Something private? Just how private are we talking about here?