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[sagamemes]

lighthearted spoopy aus.

super cheap new home turns out to be haunted but the ghost is actually kind of cool and we’re essentially roommates now

i’ve known you for years and i can see that you’re not well. you look super sickly, you never leave your house and i know you haven’t been eating, please tell me you’ve not developed an addiction or are feeling s—oh, you’re a vampire. that’s… almost a relief actually.

spending a night alone in a haunted house, hearing sounds and seeing furniture move when you leave the room, only to finally investigate the ghost and to find out there’s another person who’s also spending the night in the house and thought your noises were the ghost

demon summoning ritual with a friend or a significant other who’s been very against the whole thing the entire night and when it’s done they manifest inside the circle and that’s how you find out you’ve been hanging out with a demon for years

we’re both ancient immortal beings but we look like 15 and that’s forcing us to stay on top of memes if we want to blend in and it’s simultaneously the best and the worst thing of our lives

a ghost is attached to an object. the current owner of the object moves to a new house. the new house is haunted by another ghost, and they now need t learn to live with the situation

frankenstein situation but the creator is actually parent material and it goes better

my supernatural pseudo dad saved you by turning you in hopes we’d fall in love but i’m gay and haven’t come out to him yet

[shrapnelsong]

I’m a medium/sensitive and I can see/hear/communicate with ghosts in some way and my best friend is an amateur ghost hunter/wannabe paranormal investigator/supernatural aficionado who keeps dragging me into cemeteries, abandoned houses and generally creepy places in search of the things I see on a daily basis. 

I can never tell them the truth because:

I’m not proud of/happy with my abilities and even though I trust them, I’m not comfortable sharing

they would beg me to publish the findings and I do not want all the attention it’d bring me from both sides

most ghosts are eager to communicate and if I pretend I don’t see them they won’t follow after and pester me indefinitely

a few ghosts are evil and always looking for someone innocent to terrorize. not telling them is the only way to keep them safe

[dragcnflyy]

plots for you, darlings !

ANGELS & DEMONS

—muse a is a fallen angel exiled from heaven for falling in love with their human. they wake up outside a club with their memory wiped and the wings ripped from their back. the club run is by muse b, and is actually a sanctuary for other supernatural creatures in need. muse a stays to heal, and gets wrapped in muse b’s world—both of them having to deal with the things they’re running away from.

—muse a is a demon summoned to earth by muse b, a human in desperate need of protection/companionship. perhaps they’re sick or dying and need to make a bargain for their life — either way muse a endears themselves to muse b, who has to deal with the fact that their relationship is a contract and nothing more.

—muse a and muse b, an angel and demon respectively, are high ranking officers in heaven and hell. but they fuck around a lot because damn, that forbidden love shit is hot. either it’s a secret or everyone knows it and just rolls their eyes at their ridiculousness. 

—muse a is the guardian angel of a human and muse b is their…guardian…demon. (roll with it.) their human does a bunch of dumb shit, basically, and they both have to keep their person from dying.

[blythesthetics]

so I need a ‘you’re a person of high wealth/status and I legally married you at a courthouse the night before your wedding because you found out your fiancé is trying to dupe you and your family out of money/ruin your reputation as a revenge plot because of an old family rivalry and they’re not legally entitled to your assets if you’re already legally married to someone else and you agreed to pay me a high sum of money for this and I have a lot of debt so I didn’t pass up the deal but then your ex hits back at you in the media and we have to keep up the charade of being married and you agree to keep paying me money for it but oops I think I might be enjoying more than just the money and oops you’re starting to grow fond of me and this wasn’t part of the deal shit fuck’ plot please and thank you

[merrymusings]

i’m in love with my roommate’s boyfriend/girlfriend plot

[angelsdvsts]

someone give me a plot where muse a and muse b are at the club and have been eyeing each other the entire night. they dance with other people and drink, but their eyes always fall back on one another. muse a is getting hit on and followed by a random person and they don’t like/want the attention. so muse a finds muse b and asks them to pretend to be their significant other.