Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist

An RP blog for Earth-2 Bruce Wayne, CEO of Wayne Enterprises and avid spelunker. Lives in Gotham. Hates bats. Loves the color blue. (This is a text-only RP so Bruce can be anyone you want him to be. Heavy focus on Bruce Wayne/Harry Wells. And Batman is a villain.)

[lovebrucewayne]

ladyofpride replied to your post “What are your thoughts on over-sensitivity? How about with a certain...”

Ooc: *fans self* Why do the anons enjoy teasing us so.

Because Bruce/Harry is extremely hot, babe. ;)

[lovebrucewayne]

Who was more like to initiate intimate moments between you and Harry?

I was. [laughs] Though that’s more about my impatience to touch him than anything else. 

[lovebrucewayne]

I was thinking of "I'm Yours" (Jason Mraz) for you. Kind of crazy but romantic.

This is more like it. A bit one-sided but yes, absolutely. I think we’re getting warmer. Keep it coming.

[lovebrucewayne]

In Dream, by Roy Orbison.

[sighs and rubs a hand over his face]

I need a scotch.

[lovebrucewayne]

*bursts through the door* I heard you needed songs from people for Harry. That's my cue. That's my thing. SDGAF by The Gregory Brothers, or Kiss My Sass by Cobra Starship.

You are such a good friend! I knew I could depend on you.

[listens to the songs]

...why do you hate me?

[lovebrucewayne]

If you could say anything at all to Harry right now, because it would be deleted from his memory almost immediately, what would it be?

The truth about why him calling me his hero means more to me than he can possibly imagine.

[lovebrucewayne]

What are your thoughts on over-sensitivity? How about with a certain someone? Did he enjoy dancing well over the edge with you?

"Dancing over the edge” --- what a nice way to put it. Personally, I’m not into it but he was an especially sensual creature and he squirmed so nicely the couple of times I tried pushing it. 

[shrugs ruefully] 

I would have tried it more but I was always afraid of irritating him---one of my rules in bed was that he should be nothing less than absolutely happy in any given moment.

[batmaneveryway]

Detective Comics - Rebirth

[lovebrucewayne]

Jay makes Harry happy. Do you think you can be happy for him?

Yes. If it’s real. If I know for a fact, that it’s all real.

[lovebrucewayne]

What would it take to make you believe Jay is the right man for Harry?

A time machine---show me Harrison’s future where he’s happy and well with this impostor and I’ll believe it.

[lovebrucewayne]

If you had a partner (like Harry), would you adopt more children?

Yes. I mean... I have room. And maybe Dick is lonely. And Alfred always cooks for an army. And--- Well, it wouldn’t be so bad at all, would it?

[lovebrucewayne]

If you had to fight for harry (or his honor), would you?

To save Harrison himself, yes. His “honor”, on the other hand... 

[laughs] 

The day Harrison welcomes anyone fighting for his “honor” is the day pigs fly, Superman wears a tutu, and Jesse tells me she’s glad to see me.

[lovebrucewayne]

You would win in a fight. Easy peasy.

Certainly. [smirks] Still... Underestimating the competition is folly.

[lovebrucewayne]

Yeah, Harry's still young and energetic. He needs someone who can give him a real workout, who can exhaust him properly. Cardio is important, but Jay's heart might not hold up to it.

Indeed. I’m sure Harrison will see the sense of this eventually. In the meantime, I’m proud of the compassion you anons have shown---so concerned for the well-being of an old man. It brings a tear to my eye. 

[lovebrucewayne]

What's the wildest dream you've ever bad starring Harry?

Wildest—a nightmare. The worst one I’ve ever had.

[lovebrucewayne]

If you had to pick one, what would you say is yours and Harry's 'song'?

I can’t, I’m sorry. [laughs; a little embarassed] To be honest, I wouldn’t know how to pick. There’s too much— Actually, why don’t you and the other lovely anons help me pick? Surely between all of us we can find the perfect song.  

[vikaq]

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