Vita sine libris mors est

Life without books is death. Colibri- She/Her. Salt gremlin. Fandom flailing, aesthetics that give me feelings, jokes about my anxiety, and now I try to write things

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Happy pre-Malex wedding everyone! And happy anniversary to this fluff- fest that is entirely self-indulgent and one of my favorite things I've ever created, which also, coincidentally mentions Plant Daddy Michael and Malex being ridiculous and in love so...glad I totally called that!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

It also birthed this meme thanks to one of the comments which made me giggle so I had to make it.

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Ooooh, the coterie is getting *divided* Madelaine made a promise about the data center they just promised Cody they'd try and stop, and now LaVonte is getting called up to move to Austin??

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Oh, so Jack of the Pines is evil 😬

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Bat Child admitting she's a vampire! 🥹

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Cody's blood is apparently a "wild rush"?

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Okay, Koschei handing Vesper a "hot gun" and waxing on about how incredibly simple it is to do while Ally looks increasingly offended is *chef's kiss*

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Zaeth just wants to decorate the wheel! And bring his buds up to run at the same speed with him!! 😭

Also, Zaeth telling Koschei it's Bat Child's birthday and it would be nice to get them a gift was so sweet!

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Okay but LaVonte crashing out is SO valid. They have worked so very hard to complete the tasks given to them, they have put in so much effort and resources and thought they were doing a good job, only to be told pretty much everything they were doing was wrong 😫 I'd have been ready to throw hands too!

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"We didn't run a Banksy again. We wouldn't do that twice. That would be stupid."

*gets presented with evidence of a recent Banksy*

"Well, he's a killer and he'll strike again. But that has nothing to do with us."

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Lou doing a character meltdown is my favorite thing.

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"'Corrupt the clergy' gonna be a slam dunk. We just gotta do it" sure is one way to pretend you've crossed something off a to-do list 🤣

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This playlist is SO chaotic 🤣

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Darkness Man enrolled Bat Child in an online night class for Zoology?! 😭😭😭😭😭 I love their friendship SO MUCH!!

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Madelaine sexting Tyler because she was bored was already funny but her excuse for using LaVonte's phone being "I don't have his number" is hilarious. Siobhan is an eternal delight

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Todd: Lights on inside, that's a violation.

*IMMEDIATELY gets tackled and eaten

Darkness Man: Lights OUT!

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Zaeth being like "I was sooo scared" to distract a cop so Darkness Man and Bat Child can go eat Todd 🤣

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LOL, I forgot there is no fire department 🙃 Oh well, the Douglases weed store can burn since it's partly their fault there is no fire department anymore!