It's So Insane, I'm So Insane

Benjamin Paul Bruce | 27 | Not your type. Hey fuckers! The name's Ben, Ben Bruce I'm the lead guitarist of a band full of faggots called Asking Alexandria. My family comes first and it will never change until the day I die. I drink and smoke too much. {I go hard in da mothafuckin' roleplay, nigga!}

[loved-for-all-the-wrong-reasons]

I feel like shit.

[starxchild86-blog]

Hello everyone!! How’re you?! :)

[loved-for-all-the-wrong-reasons]

Hey there! I’m good, thanks. How about you? c:

[muthafuxka-ayy]

How’s everyone doing?

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I’m hungover as fuck and also on tour now. How about you?

[yungggunner-blog]

Who missed me?!

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Me!

[shanextold-blog]

Anyone here and want hangs tonight?

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You can always count on me!

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I will sleep at my favorite place. (On Porter.)

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I need my band here and I’m also in need of new friends.

[cliffturdd-blog]

I want food

[loved-for-all-the-wrong-reasons]

I always want food. So, I feel you.

[purrterx-blog]

loved-for-all-the-wrong-reasons:

My tummy hurts, I’m just gonna lay down and you all just gonna let me die.

I’ll kiss and rub it :o no dying please

[loved-for-all-the-wrong-reasons]

Oh, yes, please. I will not die!

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My tummy hurts, I’m just gonna lay down and you all just gonna let me die.

[satanisalana]

Don’t die.

[loved-for-all-the-wrong-reasons]

I will not, but I felt like it.

[hoeformichael]

hi i’m alive!! 

[loved-for-all-the-wrong-reasons]

Hey there! Good news! How are you doing?

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My tummy hurts, I’m just gonna lay down and you all just gonna let me die.

[legalizehoneypot]

get Ben Wyatt af in here

[legalizehoneypot]

Porter loves me endlessly #trufax

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include me and we’re cool.

[legalizehoneypot]

you’re my number 1

[purrterx-blog]

i totally am ;D

[loved-for-all-the-wrong-reasons]

Well, I see how it is. But he loves me endlessly too. Also, I’m still the only Ben you all need. ;)

[purrterx-blog]

loved-for-all-the-wrong-reasons:

Don’t think I hate you when I call you fucker, I call everyone that.

even calls me fucker.

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It’s because you are a fucker. But my fucker.

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Don’t think I hate you when I call you fucker, I call everyone that.

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Hey there! I’m hella nauseous tbh. I think I’ll puke. Yeah, I should share this information with you, fuckers.

[purrterx-blog]

loved-for-all-the-wrong-reasons:

Your butt over all the butts. Your butt for president. Guys, vote for Porter’s butt.

good boy.

[loved-for-all-the-wrong-reasons]

Nah I’m far from good. ;)